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[–] Eurojunge@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

Have some fun with a bunch of Boimler clones.

[–] uhmbah@lemmy.ca 2 points 43 minutes ago

I can tell you what colour of uniform I wouldn't wear!

[–] vortexal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago

Well, it'll probably involve tentacles, I can tell you that much.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 hours ago
[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Computer, show me the warp core!

[–] mattlqx@lemmy.lqx.net 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Is it weird I’d ask it to put me in a ST:TNG episode?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] moodwrench@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Make me a lantern ghost

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Finding out where all the fluids would be going after ending the program?

[–] YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Depends entirely on whether or not it has an incognito mode.

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 3 hours ago

It does not 😐

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Forcing Geordi to look holodeck CCTV will cause PTSD on him.

But maybe he's even into it.

spoiler

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

i'd be getting my dick mad wet

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 12 hours ago

I can imagine all of the AI pron, VR porn, and 3D rendered/video game porn would all combine so you can get freaky with anyone, and give them any personality you want.

I would also think that any 3D Video game would be able to be made compatible with it, similar to VR.

But porn would be there first.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 13 points 18 hours ago

everyone know, its going to be PORN.

[–] Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Live my fantasy of being a star trek captain.

And during my star trek fantasy, I'd visit the holodeck.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Oh man, imagine the prank potential if you moved someone to a holodeck simulation of their own ship without them knowing it. Lower Decks ended too soon.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 27 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Have the computer render a fully accurate copy of myself, then circle my copy slowly, scrutinizing every flaw as they would be seen by others. This will surely be good for my mental health.

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 26 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 7 points 10 hours ago
[–] rockandsock@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Lazarus Long! I didn't know you were on Lemmy!

[–] Toes@ani.social 29 points 1 day ago

Ensure the safeties are enabled.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 21 hours ago

After all the porny sex stuff?

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Two chicks at the same time.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 25 points 1 day ago

Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel 9!

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[–] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Relive a random fun night with my college friends in a bar from 2003 that no longer exists.

Miss you, old friends.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Is it the "random fun night", "college friends", "bar", or 2003 that no longer exists?

[–] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

The bar. Friends are alive and well but I drifted apart after a few career moves in and out of my country.

Though technically based on our cells replicating and dying off the “us” from 20 years ago also no longer exist.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

I see what side you land on for the ship of Theseus debate....

[–] Soulcreator@programming.dev 2 points 10 hours ago

I'm sorry to hear that, I also long to hang out with my old college buddies from 20ish years ago under circumstances that no longer exist. Sigh Time is a bitch ain't it?

[–] soupguy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Remember when Bortus had the holodeck addiction?

Kinda like that.

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 8 points 23 hours ago

Lock the door from the inside

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Honestly? The first thought that goes through my head is exactly how strong and responsive the force fields can get. IIRC they can do bullets, as well as the texture and movement of anything normal. So, probably some benchmark involving a bucket of paint I brought in. Start with the paint, then do weird things with the bucket.

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