Is it weird I’d ask it to put me in a ST:TNG episode?
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Depends - which one?
Finding out where all the fluids would be going after ending the program?
i'd be getting my dick mad wet
I can imagine all of the AI pron, VR porn, and 3D rendered/video game porn would all combine so you can get freaky with anyone, and give them any personality you want.
I would also think that any 3D Video game would be able to be made compatible with it, similar to VR.
But porn would be there first.
Depends entirely on whether or not it has an incognito mode.
Forcing Geordi to look holodeck CCTV will cause PTSD on him.
But maybe he's even into it.
spoiler
everyone know, its going to be PORN.
Live my fantasy of being a star trek captain.
And during my star trek fantasy, I'd visit the holodeck.
Oh man, imagine the prank potential if you moved someone to a holodeck simulation of their own ship without them knowing it. Lower Decks ended too soon.
Read the manual.
This is the way.
Yeah, maybe run a safety calibration or clean the filters or something. Holodecks are dangerous.
After all the porny sex stuff?
Have the computer render a fully accurate copy of myself, then circle my copy slowly, scrutinizing every flaw as they would be seen by others. This will surely be good for my mental health.
And then you fuck right?
Obviously.
Lazarus Long! I didn't know you were on Lemmy!
Ensure the safeties are enabled.
Head to Lordran
Honestly? The first thought that goes through my head is exactly how strong and responsive the force fields can get. IIRC they can do bullets, as well as the texture and movement of anything normal. So, probably some benchmark involving a bucket of paint I brought in. Start with the paint, then do weird things with the bucket.
Relive a random fun night with my college friends in a bar from 2003 that no longer exists.
Miss you, old friends.
Is it the "random fun night", "college friends", "bar", or 2003 that no longer exists?
The bar. Friends are alive and well but I drifted apart after a few career moves in and out of my country.
Though technically based on our cells replicating and dying off the “us” from 20 years ago also no longer exist.
I see what side you land on for the ship of Theseus debate....
I'm sorry to hear that, I also long to hang out with my old college buddies from 20ish years ago under circumstances that no longer exist. Sigh Time is a bitch ain't it?
Probably use the processing power for something else.
Like machine learning?
Lock the door from the inside
Remember when Bortus had the holodeck addiction?
Kinda like that.
Do you mean Lt. Broccoli?
No, I mean Bortus
I had forgotten that series existed. I need to go back and finally watch it. Thanks for the reminder internet friend!
The third season of the show is some of the best Sci-Fi ever made. It slowly transforms from "Family Guy in Space" to "Wow this is some 'Measure of a Man' level shit".
Set it to humanity's highest point: 1999. Things will get very confusing when they try and break me from the Matrix only to find it we're in the holodeck.
So like ... how private is a holodeck? If the answer is "very", I'm definitely going with sexual fantasies.
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I'd simulate being on the Enterprise with my space pals and doing fun stuff on the holodeck.
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