Replace wholesome dinner with horrifying domestc violence and then it will be accurate.
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This is inaccurate, as none of the children or wife have bruises, or that 1000 yard stare associated with PTSD.
It's an Antichrist worshipper's fantasy of working for ICE
That's preposterous... He simply violently abducted her, put a black hood over her head, sent her to a 3rd world country that she's never been to and the authoritarian government there shot her because they couldn't feed her.
Tacos for dinner? *loads rifle…
Only tacos allowed in this house
I used to dislike tacos because I was brought up thinking these were tacos
That better be unseasoned beef, with half a pound of cheese, and drowned in sour cream! No salsa! Murica!
That’s delicious right there! I love American style tacos!
It's spelled TACO cause it's an initialism
We waited till he showed up to immigration court canceled their hearing, arrested them, and body slammed their pleading wife on the ground.
Actual gestapo. Can't wait to see them all face a trial. (I do still hope that fascism can be defeated again.)
I have hopes. Americans are very rebelious and that's one thing I've always liked. In my homeland (PRC), the "No Kings" protest would never happen, especially not in modern politics
Respectfully, Americans are anything but rebellious in the modern age. They haven't even come close to an average weekend in France.
Give it time. The original American revolution didn't happen in one day, neither did the Civil Rights movement, pressure is building up, the fight for more freedom has just begun, I have hopes.
75 million people had to die to make that happen
Holy shit that poor woman. And how those onlookers were able to maintain their composure and not punch him in his fucking face is pretty amazing.
I don't know if amazing or just privileged. Shouldn't someone stand up in the face of injustice and human rights violation?
In a level-headed frame of mind, punching an ICE officer is not a good idea. They'll just use that as fuel to further "crack down on antifa" or some other bullshit, and you will end up in some sort of ICE torture prison without having really achieved anything.
But fuck, seeing that video makes my blood boil.
If they're journalists, no. They specifically should not step in.
He did not wash his hands before eating.
Maaan, I was at an RV park some years ago camping, and there's the restroom ya know. Anyway in all my times in the restroom, I never heard none of these chuds I was surrounded by wash their hands once.
Like take a piss and not wash is one thing, if yer pecker's clean, and ya didn't piss on yerself, no harm no foul, but to lay a nasty dookie, wipe yer hemroided ass and just waltz back to the BBQ is fuckin' foul.
You assume they wiped. Touching your asshole is gay or something.
you sure they ain't just removing their butts and attaching a new one every time they dump?
That's how I caught the gay. Finger poked through the TP and touched my b-hole. Never been the same since.
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Well, whatever doesn't kill you...gives you pinkeye, e.coli, and chlamidya.
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The artist was going for accuracy
That’s because RFK declared that germs aren’t real
He is holding some kind of cloth in the 2nd panel. Maybe we just missed it.
I am curious what happened to the bite on the fork in the 3rd panel though.
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It's better for everyone that way
Anyone so moral and righteous as he doesn't need to. /s
Best part would be the ICE agent father coming home every day with slightly different colored hair and different height and build every evening. He never takes off his mask, glasses or hat, so the family never know who he is ... or if it's the same person.
Then we had another who followed procedure perfectly, but I thought she might be glaring at me when I looked away, so I shot her.
Bold of you to imagine ICE people have any friends or family. They return home every day to their own wanking hand.
And thank God all this work they’re doing is creating more jobs for Americans! Don’t look at the jobs report, that was fabricated by the DNC.
The lettering makes me think of Dave Kellett for reasons
using this to attract new ICE recruits /s
Brazil was such a fantastic movie.
Stickler for paperwork.
Fuck USAID GIVE THEM ALL 50K BONUSES!
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