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[–] ODGreen@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)
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  • Mercilessly mock and bully your cousin who's in "digital strategy"
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I don't know.

But you know what I know? This post's sponsor, HorribleMentalHealthCare!

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

According to the DSM-5, individuals with ASPD (edit: anti social personality disorder) exhibit a pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others, occurring since age 15 years. This pattern is manifested by at least three of seven specific behaviors, including failure to conform to social norms, deceitfulness, impulsivity, irritability and aggressiveness, reckless disregard for safety, consistent irresponsibility, and lack of remorse.

Added explanation, good point (should be there) and thanks 👍

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ASPD, is that Advertising/Sales Personality Disorder?

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here's what my glaring personality disorder taught me about B2B sales.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Was it don't try to sell to people at Walmart we'll straight up shit your pants

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 21 points 1 day ago

Close the post, we got an answer.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

For those that don't know, ASPD = Anti Social Personality Disorder. Symptoms of ASPD can surface before age 15.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does everyone not have at least three of these behaviors? Or is that the joke? Or am I antisocial?

[–] tree_frog_and_rain@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

The opening part is important. A pattern of disregard for the rights of others.

Most folks will exhibit some of these traits sometimes. We might get defensive and overstep. Feel remorse and make ammends.

If you look at your life and think everyone but you is the problem, rather than understanding that sometimes I am the problem and can work on things from my end, than yeah, that's ASPD.

But the fact that you're capable of reflecting and asking suggests that you don't have ASPD. Some traits, sometimes. Like most folks.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is no joke that is the official dsm text. Of course an expert has to judge that, but of course you could be.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or alternatively you can just be autistic and fucking hate random individuals and groups of people. I wish to lock Graham Hancock in an industrial freezer and watch his flesh turn to ice. But I also most likely have C-PTSD which most certainly isn't helping with the autism, fun fact I was actually diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome circa 2002 because 2 year old me had that bad of a violent meltdown.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well hello there fellow Autist.

Ah well I mostly don't hate random people but more all of them and some specifically 😁.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh it's moreso the side effect of being over exposed to pseudoscience, pseudohistory, and cults broadly speaking. Makes one really appreciate folks who just kinda exist and want to do their best. My bloodlust is firmly directed at those who through stupidity, malice, or mental illness would harm mankind especially it's knowledge and understanding.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well but those running along also being really harmful are a lot in numbers and not any better... Sometimes (in part involuntary, but still!) worse.

I see it more like upstream contamination of a river, sure the day to day folks can be harmful together but when push comes to shove it's a lot easier to just deal with the source of the damage itself. Easier to cut the head off the snake, if it turns into a hydra just go full scorched earth and destroy it outright IE slag the Tiktok servers and shoot YouTube execs until they remove shorts.

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

My pet theory after observing friends and acquaintances growing up into adults (and hearing them speak on the subject) is that such behaviour can coincide with seriously considering suicide, but not going through with it (or failing). This can give a huge rush and sense of renewal, a new life where you don't have to care about others anymore and are no longer bound by morals. Similar to how I've heard incel acquaintances describe being "black pilled".

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Don't live anywhere near a Hard Rock then.

Giant fucking light all night.

Completely blocks out the night sky for 20+ miles

I fucking hate it. I had to move away to get away

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[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I wish there was a way to tell the companies that, because I've seen them cut into my brief moment of entertainment with their ad (usually awkwardly) that I've mentally blacklisted them and think LESS of their product not more.

Alas I am poor so no wallet voting applies.

[–] faerbit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

Alas I am poor so no wallet voting applies.

Actually it does. The reason for you not buying it doesn't matter. They wasted their advertisement dollars on you, because you're not buying it anyway.

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just read the sections on Sociopaths and Psychopaths. They describe your average marketing department.

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There was a study, years ago, where they found that socio/psychopaths made up like 30% of all C-Suite employees. In the larger population, they make up less than 2%, and that's including all partial diagnoses. Add onto that the fact that most upper-level staff at any major firm these days are dipshit Business Idiots who know fuck all about jack shit, and you get the modern irrational economy.

The presence of narcissism and sociopathy in the C-suite is due to selection bias, specifically for people with "bold" personality traits.

When you layer masking on top of that, you get a skilled individual that can navigate a lot of business situations. This all happens because they're incredibly useful traits for making money, above all else. Ethics be damned.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Mods please remove this advertisement for sound mental health it makes me look silly

[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How do I turn my disorder into cash money?

[–] s@piefed.world 10 points 1 day ago

I think you have to go to the NSFW websites for that

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Disability payments.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You're out of date,.the DSM 5 got a massive revision (TR), years ago.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Surely it won't be too much to upgrade to the latest patch, since I already bought the last full version?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Contact your vendor/provider's latest TOS for clarification.

[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 5 points 1 day ago

Oh shit here we go again

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