Melbourne

First Just Joey is out:

Fave rose.

Edit: and to celebtrate I'm doing a shitload of mini dim sims for dins.

I’m so fucking embarrassed that it took me this long to realise I haven’t been singing in my voices natural key. Which is why everything takes ages to learn.

Not any more it seems lol. I’m singing pretty much every song I like and it’s easy.

Learn music theory!

Question of the day: When you take the old sheets off the bed do you refer to that as "stripping"? As in I've stripped the bed ready for the new sheets to go on later or do you call it something else or never thought about it.

Fuck I think that's the 3rd time I've edited my spelling.

So I froze margarita mix then ran it through the Creami and added tequila. Is a margarita daiquiri a thing?

My girlfriend has finally decided to check out bone conduction headphones. The whole time we've been together she would just play things on her phone constantly because she didn't like things in or around her ears.

She decided to get some bone conduction headphones, completely unprompted given I have a spare pair she could have used. I might finally get some peace and quiet if she takes up using these

Warts on my toes are returning, which would be whatever, but there is now a small one forming on my FUCKING FINGERTIP!! Right on my fingerprint. Like, excuse me? We could have lived in peace, but this strain of HPV has forced my hand.

I bought a nitrous oxide freeze device from the pharmacy. I'm going scorched earth on their asses.

Edit: ha ha ha that was farked

another very early night tonight

gotta shake this sore back and virus

Good gig last night.

Never really liked the venue (Brown alley). not sure how i feel about having a mugshot taken. Also no passouts which is odd because they stamp you when you go in. Pretty scathing reviews on google lol. Good sound though.

Last track they played has been a top 3 of mine for years and I don't think I'll ever hear it on a loud rig again so that made it worth it.

I go through this endless cycle of installing instagram, zoning out for ages, deleting it so I don’t do it again and then reinstalling a day or two later.

My veg guy has mulberries 😃

Good fucking lord those ikea induction plates go like the proverbial

I need a roast but I also can't be fucked going to get ingredients. There lies the dilemma.

It's a good day. The woolies bins were full of tapioca pudding that hadn't even been unpacked, and I've got a party today. Chocolate pudding for all!

I bought a warm milk. Was meant to be a cappuccino but I don't think coffee touched the cup.

Post free stuff on FB, get a password reset attempt notification at 1am. Thanks Arseholes.

I have very possibly found the worst not quite X movie ever. Butch Camp; young Gay guy in denial gets taught straightness by leather Dykes. Too many tropes to count. Hobbits should lock their doors.

The lamb has been purchased 🐑🗡

I wish my body worked with me instead of against me.

I’m looking at you right shoulder….

Washing done. Dishes done.

I’m off to the market, and then to get my hair cut

I have not been .😞

some christmas decorations are already up in stores. thank goodness halloween exists, as a powerful brick wall to stop the christmacization of wesfarmers and colesworth from occuring even earlier.