LOL there was never any chance of him winning it.
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Now watch as the US gov. announces a new award called the "Trump prize" which they claim to be much more prestigious than the Nobel prize, and is only awarded to the staunchest of bigots and pedos.
You've predicted the next article from the Onion that ends up coming true.
It is scary that it sounds so real....
NBC had to stop carrying the show "The Biggest Loser" because it was clear in 2015 both who accurately held the title and would continue to for the next decade.
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What a spoiled child. Like a kid that fucked up at schools and was still allowed to graduate. The ultimate participation trophy. A life where no actual consideration, effort, or sacrifice need be made and still be handed everything.
Fuck that guy.
Came here to post this story. Anyway, it's amazing that this is not The Onion.
How could the peace prize have gone to a guy that indiscriminately and extra-judicially murders people in boats for attention... along many other reasons.
Worked for Kissinger.
And Obama. The prize is a sham.
- Threatens northern and southern neighbors with whom your nation had shared peaceful relations for centuries with invasion
- Doesn't get Peace Prize
- Shocked Pikachu face
Oh man. Donald j Trump, the current president of the United States, that raped children with his best friend, Jeffrey r Epstein, list the nobel Peace prize. What a shame.
He'll create his own Trump Peace Prize, and he'll be the first recipient. Additional prizes will be available for anyone willing to "donate".
This is so fucking dumb that I can actually see him doing this tbh
With hookers and blackjack
With a one billion dollar payout, of course, not just a meager million.
Straight from Fort Knox, obviously.
The fact that it went to a Venezeuelan woman is going to absolutely enrage him.
That particular Venezuelan woman was one of the leaders of the coup attempt against Chavez in the early 2000s and has been an opposition leader ever since. What makes this complicated is that she welcomed sanctions and coup attempts by the US, including during Trump's first term and she even pleaded to Netanyahu to liberate Venezuela with military force (wasn't able to find a better source since search results are very award focused right now).
She has close ties to Israel's Likud party, and wants to open the Venezuelan embassy in Jerusalem after Chavez ended diplomatic relations after their assault on Gaza in 2009 and likened Venezuela's struggle to the one of Israel.
From the will of Alfred Nobel outlining who is to receive the prize:
and one part to the person who has done the most or best to advance fellowship among nations, the abolition or reduction of standing armies, and the establishment and promotion of peace congresses.
I'm wondering how the committee is squaring this requirement with her calling for "the use of power" by external forces.
A far right Venezuelan woman.
Peace prize is a joke.
It's pretty easy to look good when your opposition is Maduro. American interference aside he's created a refugee crisis and is indisputably running a dictatorship, which even other socialist leaders recognize.
That said...
"This immense recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is an impetus to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom," Machado said in a statement.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c70821201ego
Yeesh, gotta hope that's a translation error
The committee know what they're doing lol
Yep, calculated to enrage him but in specifically a way he'd have to be a huge, hypocritical manbaby to cry about.
So the meltdown will be epic, obviously.
Hope she's not a fan of sport fishing.
Ahahahaha get REKT you dumb fucking droopy cunt
Loses? He was never eligible to win it in the first place. You can nominate a goldfish to win a mountaineering award all you like, but that doesn't mean it going to happen.
Lol he did lose. Even if he didn't know he wasn't playing, he thinks he lost, and I like that.
Yeah, this is a weird way to frame this story. Did he also "lose" at Jeopardy and the NLDS? Just because he said he wanted to win doesn't mean he was either nominated or considered.
Nominations were in January, he never had a chance. All for attention
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What a loser; they just gave that thing to Obama as soon as he got elected and Trump has gotten elected twice and has been campaigning for the prize for months now, asking everyone he knows to nominate him but they gave it to a woman opposition leader from Venezuela instead. Hopefully he’s really hurt by this.
Someone who is both foreign and female? Oh he's gonna be PISSED
I like this for him. His greasy little heart is under so much pressure, after all...
Guess he's not getting into Heaven now
Oh no how unfortunate.
Guess we're invading Norway, huh?
The winner is a Venezuelan politician, so perhaps Trump will launch that war he wants with Venezuela to go retrieve "his" medal from them.
Launching a war to go retrieve his Nobel PEACE prize. This stuff writes itself lol
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“That did not sway the Norwegian Nobel Committee, which on Friday said the recognition was going to Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado “for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.””, for those too lazy to click but curious who did win
Ah, so the Nobel Committee is antifa, I see...
Nobody likes him, except his idiotic cult members
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