Given that this guy wrote about a dream he had wherein his grandmother grabbed a fistful of her pubes and stroked his face with them while asking him to comment on how soft they were, I think we can rule out demonic attack. They may be the minions of Satan, but even demons would be like "bro, what the fuck?!?"
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First JKR, now JBP. I'm starting to see a pattern with these career pseudointellectual transphobes and black mold.
*Looks around my rotten rental* Oh shit... am I a transphobe?
It couldn't be all those weird diets and the self-medicating (and self-analyzing ig). No. Must be the house demons.
Not the first time he's seriously ill btw and if you haven't heard of his beef/bourbon diet yet, now's the time.
He always seems to look like he is about to drop dead. At least his outside matches his rotten insides
It's just natural selection. bad faith Darwinism
It isn't often that people get what they deserve.