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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Poor opioid addled grifter

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[–] bradv@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Regardless of whether it’s the mold, the diet, a spiritual crisis, or good old-fashioned demonic assault, we can only hope Peterson recovers. Sure, I don’t agree with him about anything, but this weepy, deranged, overemotional basketcase does more to discredit conservative thinking than an army of well-meaning social justice warriors, so I can only wish him a long life.

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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dear mold, please do JK Rowling next. Thank you 🙏🏽

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[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 day ago

So much for “clean up your room”.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They should probably get him out of the hospital and bring him to a priest /s

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago

Up yours woke moralists!

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

THE WITCHES STRIKE AGAIN

seriously contemporary media is just as stupid as it was in early puritan colonialism. Why.

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[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Man I hate crackheads, so it's OK to do drugs as long as you're "in". OK.

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