this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2025
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Shitty Food Porn

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 18 hours ago

Never forget.

[–] waywardninja@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Where's the hotdog...? It's underneath right..right??

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (10 children)
[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

It's my precum.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago
[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I'd guess it's supposed to be relish

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Gentleman's relish...

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

R... relish? Oh, good lord...

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

secret sauce

aka sewer jizz

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 days ago

What’s the clear stuff?

Luc lac pureed jellyfish.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 2 days ago
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

It's from Jimmy, the kid in back.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

I'm thinking onions

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I assumed it was trying to breath through all the grease.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Generic goo.

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

I've seen a culture plate that looked like that

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

looks more like a 9/11 hot dog

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It looks like it hit the pavement at terminal velocity certainly.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 days ago

America was a mistake

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A hot dog from a Japanese 7/11 for reference.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

The difference between a convenience store and a conbi is far wider than it has any right to be

[–] superfes@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I've never been so unhungry so fast before in my life...

[–] Fourth@mander.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

Mf look like a 9/11 dog, absolute disaster

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

That thing is gonna look better as a turd.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Okay this really belongs here.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Looks like it's already been eaten at least once.

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Is this what the kids call a glizzy? Oh my.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Besides the cheese, I can’t even tell what the toppings are alleged to be.

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Mucus, sink p-trap cleanout, ketchup water.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

how this looks is 7/11 personal choice

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I had a hair on my screen when opening this, and it didn't feel out of place.

[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Davin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I ate five more that day...

Well it’s not good

[–] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I assume a Xenomorph face hugger will be popping out of that any moment

[–] JillyB@beehaw.org 2 points 2 days ago

Dont you out the condiments on yourself? You did this intentionally?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

For a second I thought it was 7 out of 11, like it's done kind of oddball rating system.

Once I looked at the comments and realized that it meant 7/11 the store, everything made a lot more sense.

OP, I hope you enjoy gut rot.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I used to eat so many of these. I probably reduced my lifespan by a good 5 years.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think just seeing this mess and knowing someone is going to ingest it has shorted my lifespan

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

I apologize for robbing you of lifespan.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it comes off of the end of your life. Those are years you can do without.

Yeah, but it also makes the years just before the end of your life worse too. Eating healthy food gives you more years in the middle.

[–] commander@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I'd drop the relish for raw onions. Just as much chili and cheese