To badly come where no one has before.
Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock
Welcome to Risa
All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.
Rule 1 — Be Civil, Not Klingon
This is a vacation planet, not the neutral zone.
- No harassment, brigading, or trolling
- No bigotry
- Keep the banter playful, not hostile
Rule 2 — No Prohibited Cargo
Some things aren’t welcome aboard.
- No spam or scams
- No porn or sexually explicit content
- No illegal content
- NSFW memes must be properly tagged
Rule 3 — Keep It Trek
Posts should be Star Trek memes or Trek-adjacent humor.
- Crossovers are fine
- Low-effort “unrelated” memes may be spaced out the nearest airlock
Rule 4 — Gatekeeping Belongs in a Black Hole
You’re welcome to have your own opinions on what counts as “real” Star Trek but forcing your view on others or pretending it’s the only valid one? That’s not the Starfleet way.
Everyone’s Trek is valid, from TOS purists to Lower Decks shitposters, and you don't get to dictate what is real or not for everyone.
If you see a post that violates the rules, or that doesn't inspire Jamaharon, report it so the mods can handle it.
Otherwise grab a horga’hn, order a Risan Mai Tai, and enjoy your shore leave.
See, that's their mistake. Personally, I badly go where many others have already gone...
I wanted it to keep going.
Spister Mock, what do you this of make?
Dread alert!
Someweight of the outneeds many the time one.
It's Jim, life, as we know it but not.
don't care, got cake
You bet I'll "Badly go whence none men has before gone" for dang cake
Actually looks like a pretty nice cake!
To badly go whence none men has before gone!
Hey baby, wake up from your asleep.
Has a real Streve Brule quality.
"Scared ya!"
Fantastic. I had to explain to my wife why I kept giggling, (but she's no trekkie and the humour passed her by). My daughters will love it, I'm sure.