Get yourself a nerve plant (put it in indirect Sun) so it can be a big drama queen about when you need to water your plants it's the only way to have them with ADHD

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A nerve plant? Well I'm googling now because my nerd ass immediately went "A... parasite? That you plant in your nerves?"

[–] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 6 points 2 days ago

It's a simbiote if it's helping ypu keep your air scrubbers online.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just killed the fuck out of two of my plants and now I see this. Well, at least my coffee is good.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ya'll should get a cactus.
Pretty hard to kill even that.

[–] GerardsGuitar@retrolemmy.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My best friend managed to kill her cactus by overwatering it lol

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Well...
I was under the impression that most here forget the watering.

Being loved to death is another way to go.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

These are pretty sturdy, for sure.

One plant I killed was a mamey sapote, and another a blood orange. Both were plants that I grew from fruit that I ate. It was a bummer since I'd had both for over a year.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Espresso machine: dies

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good, because I want you to flower motherfucker... and your flower trigger is drought.

[–] fascicle@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago

It screams in flower power

[–] 01189998819991197253 1 points 1 day ago

Oh, shit. This is a good reminder.

[–] Coopr8@kbin.earth 1 points 2 days ago

thanks for reminding meto water my plant!

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

you know, i’m somewhat of an espresso machine myself