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[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This. Like, I might be crazy, but I’m kinda into #4.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

1-3 are out of the question

  • 1: unpleasant form
  • 2 and 3: unpleasant material (coarse/blunt, don't know the English word)
  • 4: weird but ok
[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

1: unpleasant form

I thought the very opposite lmao! That 1 shape looks very appealing to me. Like eating with a more symmetrical seashell. Nice

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It is subjective of course!

I (and many Germans I assume) know that spoon all to well being used for sugar. As such you'd imagine it's in there forever with stuck sugar pieces making the spoon rather unappealing, too.

The Spoomin is obviously the only correct choice here!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

Gimme the little shovel. (3)

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago
[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

I dislike all of them but if I had to choose I'd be spoon 1

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Love eating soup like this

[–] Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

This is fucked up.

[–] klopstock@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Probably 4. As my second choice i would also choose 2, while it looks also nice as a knife replacement i think it would easily break. that spoon has to last a lifetime so its 4

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Any man that loses their spoon spends a night in the box.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

One. It already looks like the sugar spoon my kid always picks first for her meals anyway.

[–] skooma_king@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Number four if I can flip it 180 degrees. Looks like a nice shoveling spoon with some knifing ability.

If I can’t flip it then number one.

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago

Can't, I already got a titanium spork more than a decade ago.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip -4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Low effort post, taken from tiktok. You guys bring these new ideas over here, you should become something lol

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 2 points 3 days ago
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

tiktok seems like the perfect place to grab shit for a shit post though

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

TokTok is definitely full of shit, so I don't see how it's not a good source of shit.

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