Call of Foodies

Can't see anything.

I can't think of a single reason why they shouldn't be arrested the moment they show up in Chicage. Traitors and criminals, the lot of them.

Blart Brigade

First thing they do is order a liter of cola each

All this after Trump saying he doesn't want fat troops

These people look like uniformed ICE targets.

Didn't trump say "no fatties in the army"?

Judging from their bellies this is Meal Team 6?

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It's sad how far the military standards have fallen over the last couple of decades. On the upside with shit cardio, these fat boys shouldn't be challenging to evade.

They're following an illegal order.

We're a tool using species. Fat fingers can pull a trigger just the same as non-fat fingers (unless they are exceptionally fat, sure I'll give you that one).

Drunken Pete: don’t be fat

The national guard: ^^^

First strategic stop: Chick-fil-A

I’m sure the people of Chicago will take every opportunity to thank them for their service.

If this picture is accurate, Texas has a 80% obesity rate.

What do Texans do when someone trespasses on their property?

They’re unstoppable on their shop-mobility scooters.

Do we have verification of this photo? Also, I thought digi-cam fatigues were out nowadays since they're less effective than old-school camouflage.

Besides which, national guard don't usually get to choose their deployment. They're in Chicago, I assume, to pick up litter and guard federal buildings at the pleasure of their civilian commanders (up to the limits of what they're legally allowed to do). They're contemptable once they follow illegal orders and engage in state violence.

It’s humorous to see following that ridiculous meeting of the generals last week.

So, these guys coild do the funniest thing ever and just every time theyre given an order to protect ice, get distracted by street food. Play up the 'sorry I'm too fat to do my job, even when my job is just to stand there' card against hegseth.

They won't, but thry could. We all know Chicago is delicious.

And these fucking pukes get m4's?

I was active combat duty for a year, getting shot at DAILY and I had to suck it up and try to fucking kajigger a full size fucking garbage ass m16 out the fucking hatch to return fire

Fuck everything about this

Why are these fat boys coming out of a moving truck?

Woah, those McDonalds in Chicago must feel really safe now

Tell me this is a joke? I am not the most fit fellow but I am an Olympic athlete compared to these guys...