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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 3 days ago

They’re unstoppable on their shop-mobility scooters.

[–] giraffes@kbin.earth 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Homeboy in the middle hasn’t passed weapon safety training apparently…

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago

He also has never passed a bakery by the looks of it.

[–] ScottThePoolBoy@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

National Lard

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I don’t understand how they passed their pt tests?

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[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

Stop commenting on their shapes! The true cynical issue here is Divide and Conquer.

Why don't they deploy national gaurds who are from Chicago?
I'm sure there plenty of military servicemen whose origin and families from Chicago itself, that if they really cared about protecting the Chicago community.

They bring people from the most opposite polictical spectrum, from opposite views and concerns of Chigaco residents, from opposite far states to police and arrest folks they have the least connections to, to obey orders and terrorize residents without any objection or understanding!

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[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not hard to outrun these fat bastards

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Holy fuck Americans, honestly.

Your obesity issue is out of hand.

So is your fascism, but geowd dawm those are some chunky soldiers.

When I was in the army these boys would've prolly not been able to keep up and would've been sent home to eat Ozempic and diet for a year or two before returning to the brigade.

Hell, I'm a supply NCO, trained as a quartermaster as well and I don't think we'd have sizes big enough, lol.

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 13 points 3 days ago (6 children)

They're the national guard, their job is to help old people in hurricanes.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Must have just shaved their necks before putting on their costumes

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

so they eat mcdonald all day?

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[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago (6 children)

They're following an illegal order.

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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Reserves, they been reservin'

[–] LemmyGo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Blart Brigade

[–] eve@evecodes.com 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)
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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Hey hagseth, are these the prime specimens you speak of

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

What do Texans do when someone trespasses on their property?

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

First strategic stop: Chick-fil-A

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