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Concentration camp officer material right there

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 44 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

This is from 2019, and they did it over a 5-year period. I have no idea if the text in the post is wrong. Here's the article that's in the meme:

UPDATED: April 24, 2019 at 3:12 AM EDT

*"Three Pennsylvania men who sexually assaulted more than a dozen animals over a five-year period will spend up to 41 years in prison, according to Local 10 news.

The three animal “lovers,” identified as Matthew Brubaker, 31; Marc Measnikoff, 34, and Terry Wallace, 41, were sentenced to 20 to 41 years for forcing themselves on a cow, a goat, nine horses and an unspecified number of dogs. A teenage boy was allegedly tasked with restraining the animals while the twisted trio committed their bizarre crimes."*

https://www.nydailynews.com/2019/04/23/three-men-sexually-assaulted-nine-horses-a-cow-a-goat-and-dogs/

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I suppose that's better than:

"Hey bubba let's go see the trump rally"

"Ok marcky"

Rally finishes

"Gat DAYUM those rallies get me pumped"

A cow, a goat, nine horses, an unspecified number of dogs

Like holy shit lmao

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't see the difference between the two versions of the story...?

Oh, wait - the official one said they made some unidentified teenage boy restrain the animals for them. I guess I disagree because your version excluded that part, making yours the slightly better one.

I wonder how mentally fucked up that boy is now...

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's the "over a five year period" part. Rather than all at once in a spree

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So the teenage boy was there for the whole five years? Yeah, he's definitely fucked up.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm guessing authorities found out because there was evidence..... From over a five year period.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

Every time I thought I couldn’t be more shocked, I found another degree of shock. My god

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

This implies that Trump rallies caused these men to rape animals, and not the more likely conclusion that animal rapists just like Trump rallies. You know, for reasons.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

yeah but if you use right-wing logic, this is just like drag queen story time and the rally caused them to do it

A relationship is established, either way.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's foolish to believe a graphic on the internet. More so when it says something lewd about people you don't like.

Trumpers are white supremacists and fascists. I don't see the point to making shit up about them.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I was being sarcastic. Probably should have put /s. My bad.

It’s about how Trump was found liable for rape, so it would make sense for other rapists to like him.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Meth.

Meth is the reason.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Yeah, but at least I'm not gay!" said the toothless meth-head.

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Let's check on that halfway through the prison sentence, shall we?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Each?

Or is that their combined score?

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

IQ score, more likely.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I think it's the attempted amount, but even the goats turned them down.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I can’t even find two other people that would be interested in playing D&D and yet somehow three people got together to fuck farm animals together? Some folks have all the luck.

[–] lennee@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

hearing trump speak rlly got them riled up

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Bad luck guys, he hasn't pardoned any horsefuckers yet. Seems like not even the turkey is safe this year.

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

If only they had found my little pony

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

But he does have a dog-murderer working for him.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] notso@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

They're screwing the goats, they're screwing the dogs, they're screwing the pets of the people living there!

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Well at least they moved on from their cousins.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure number 3 is the main character in Disco Elysium

[–] f314@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, don’t do Harry dirty like that!

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing but the best people. Always seem to be right wing nuts that do these things while preaching Christian Living and virtue signaling purity. Projection all the way down. Confront your local rednecks today.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

Something something repressed closet ~~furries~~ zoophiles

[–] Techranger 2 points 4 weeks ago

Ah, The Ginger, Boots, and pal. Graduated from ostriches I see.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In the dark, you can't tell the difference between a vagina and a cloaka. These guys just want to know what it feels like to have either.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

None of those animals listed have cloacas...