this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2025
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[–] this@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

Oh hey it's the wireshark

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

Blåhaj heard there was transphobia in there.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you know where your intercontinental cable is tonight?

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Getting eaten out by sharks.

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago

wishing i was an intercontinental cable rn

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I always presumed shark biting cable was just the cover story for splicing in for mass surveillance or espionage but i guess they really do bite the cables?!

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

It’s their equivalent to how you flail your arms when you walk through a spiderweb you didn’t see.

[–] bvoigtlaender@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is a cover story! They use surveillance sharks.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I don't know what its name is. I just know the sound it makes when it takes a man's life, lol