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It's real low hanging fruit
difficult pifficult lemon squifficult
It should be a triangular scale including..
- Orange times orange crimes
I wanted Orange but it game me lemon-lime.
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Wait, so when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. It means if life is super easy for you, then...?
Make margaritas? 🤷
Make limoncello
Grapefruit and orange need to be in there somewhere
Um excuse me, its "difficult difficult lemon difficult".
Challenging grapefruit, such a brute.
Orange difficulty, proceed mystically.
Medium pomelo, nice and mellow.
Tormenting tangerine, hurts real mean.
I’ve been feeling more stressed depressed lemon zest lately, myself.
bingo bango bongo bish bash bosh