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My WiFi is ‘Secret Rebel Base’.

My neighbours have added ‘Jabba the Hub’, ‘Obi Lan Kenobi’, and ‘Red WiFi-ve Standing By’. This makes me happy.

Anyone else live in a neighbourhood that embraces this kind of WiFi silliness?

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I haven’t seen collaboration like that but some good ones I’ve seen are ‘we can hear you having sex’ and ‘the gang gets WiFi’

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I used to have 'FBI Van 21' back in the 2010s but haven't really cared in recent years

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No community in jokes, but mine used to be "MailOrderWifi" and I had a neighbor who's wifi name was "OnlyGaysStealWifi" with no password

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[–] Zyrinth@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sadly no, but mine is named: My Wi-Fi Left Me

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I had one once "FBI Surveillance Van 7" and the neighbors renamed to "CIA Underground Bunker" and "International War Criminal"

[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Mine is Silence of the LANs

[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My SO's wifi is called "Connection not possible"

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 25 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Years ago my local firefighters were setting up a wifi setup that went across the town for them to use, so we named our wifi after theirs, about a week later we get a knock on the door asking us to change it because the firefighters around me couldn't connect to their network.

Not sure how they found out it was us, I think someone ratted us out.

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[–] blave@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

Mine has been “WiFi Art Thou Romeo?” for 20+ years

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

In my last apartment I had mine set to "FBI Surveillance Van 9" and a neighbor set theirs to "Suspicious Drug Den". Before that several of us changed to variations of "Library Wifi Ext #" to pick on the Librarian next door. Outside of those, my favorite was "Need a Wifi password?" With the password set to "WhyNotZoidberg?" I had the meme printed on the fridge and everything.

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 24 points 4 days ago

Pretty much everyone around here uses the default name. So its a bunch of "ARRRIS_xxxx", "Netgear_xxxx", and the occasional "LASTNAME".

Nothing fun aside from us unfortunately.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

My wifi name has been "Not yours" for 12 years

[–] IDew@feddit.nl 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

One of my neighbours has a pretty clever one. Michiel de Ruiter is a common Dutch name, so they made it 'Michiel de Router'

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[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

No but ive seen one called "hot signals in your area" in zurich airport which gave me a chuckle

[–] maximumbird@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mine is BillWitheScienceFi

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I called mine "Gay Lover Paradise" and just get angry looks lol

[–] cnovel@jlai.lu 9 points 4 days ago

I've been using "Riri Wifi et Loulou" for more than a decade. It's a pun on the french names of Huey, Dewey and Louie (it's supposed to be Riri Fifi et Loulou).

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"shout 'penis' for password"

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[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

“The password of [neighbour’s SSID] is [embarrassing password]”

Or some such. Not sure if it was the real password, but soon after everyone was doing it to one another and it got people super confused.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, but my guest wifi password is "illnevertell"

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

My work uses "No Password" as the guest password

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Router? I hardly know her!

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[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

NSA_Van_#

Not NSA Van

[–] L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Lived in an apartment complex a while back. Found an SSID while setting up my network, Ebony3HoleEnjoyer. Never found out who dunnit.

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[–] Other@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A lot of peeps have their name or "x family" But I see "YouShallNotPass" Right now mine are "Not Connected" and "No Internet"

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[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 19 points 4 days ago

I named mine to reflect the local police force and my neighbours kind of went quiet.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

I've joked about "fourwordsalluppercase" but my wife would murder me.

https://youtu.be/bLE7zsJk4AI

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