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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 135 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ok I see what happened here. You said the numbers "above" and it saw A in the column name. In hexadecimal that's a 10. But you also said "numbers" plural, and "1" isn't plural. So it took A + 2 + 3 = 15.

Makes perfect sense, maybe just write better prompts next time. /s

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Doesn't even need the /s. That is largely how those glorified search engines work.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 month ago

Woah woah woah, stop it right there. I won't stand for slander against actual search engines!

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 6 points 1 month ago

I doubt it. The column name isn't part of the data.

However "the numbers above" is data.

3 letters + 7 letters + 5 letters= 15 letters.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't see the problem. Sometimes it'll be fifteen, and then it will be perfect every time. This saves the user literal hours of time poring over documentation and agonizing over which esoteric function to use, which far outweigh the few times this number will be nine.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's just a modernized version of XKCD 221

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] hackathy@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Here's a proxy link from a rimgo instance

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stunned that they're fucking with their flagship Office product. Without Excel, everyone could simply drop Office.

Been a sysadmin at small companies for 10 years, and that means I'm the one vetting and purchasing software. Last shop was all in on Google for Business and Google for auth. Worked pretty well, but accounting and HR still had to have Excel.

It's not even so much that other software can't do simple Excel tasks, it's the risk of your numbers getting lost in translation. In any case, nothing holds a candle to the power of Excel. And now they want to fuck with it?!

[–] towerful@programming.dev 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Excel is often used by people that don't know what a database is, and you end up with thousands of rows of denormalised data just waiting for typos or extra white spaces to fuck up the precarious stack of macros and formulae. Never mind the update/insert anomalies and data corruption waiting to strike.

I have a passionate hate for Excel, but I understand that not everyone is willing to learn more robust data processing

[–] grue@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The precarious stack of macros and formulae that you also can't version control properly because it's a superficially-XML-ified memory dump, not textual source code.

Almost every nontrivial use of Excel would be better off as, if not a database, at least something like a Jupyter notebook with pandas.

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ed Zitron wrote an article a while ago about Business Idiots. From what I recall, the people in charge of these big companies are out of touch with users and the product, and so they make nonsense decisions. Companies aren't run by the best and brightest. They're run by people who do best in that environment.

Microsoft seems to be full of business idiots.

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[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago (24 children)

A large language model shouldn't even attempt to do math imo. They made an expensive hammer that is semi good at one thing (parroting humans) and now they're treating every query like it's a nail.

Why isn't OpenAi working more modular whereby the LLM will call up specialized algorithms once it has identified the nature of the question? Or is it already modular and they just suck at anything that cannot be calibrated purely with brute force computing?

[–] Jtotheb@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Yep. Instead of focusing on humans communicating more effectively with computers, which are good at answering questions that have correct, knowable answers, we’ve invented a type of computer that can be wrong because maybe people will like the vibes more? (And we can sell vibes)

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why isn’t OpenAi working more modular whereby the LLM will call up specialized algorithms once it has identified the nature of the question?

Precisely because this is a LLM. It doesn't know the difference between writing out a maths problem, a recipe for cake or a haiku. It transforms everything into the same domain and is doing fancy statistics to come up with a reply. It wouldn't know that it needs to invoke the "Calculator" feature unless you hard code that in, which is what ChatGPT and Gemini do, but it's also easy to break.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In fairness the example I've seen MS give was taking a bunch of reviews and determining if the review was positive or negative from the text.

It was never meant to mangle numbers, but we all know it's going to be used for that anyway, because people still want to believe in a future where robots help them, rather than just take their jobs and advertise to them.

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[–] yzftox@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It equally fascinates and scares how widespread AI is already being adopted by companies, especially at this stage. I can understand playing around a little with AI, even if its energy requirements can pose an ethical dilemma, but actually implementing it in a workflow seems crazy to me.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Actually, I think the profit motive will correct the mistakes here.
If AI works in their workflow and uses less energy than before.. well, that's an improvement. If it uses more energy, they will revert back because it makes less economic sense.
This doesn't scare me at all. Most companies strive to stay as profitable as possible and if a 1+1 calculation costs a company more money by using AI to do it, they'll find a cheaper way.. like using a calculator like they have before.
We're just nearing the peak of the Gartner hype cycle so it seems like everyone is doing it and its being sold at a loss. This will correct.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You put too much faith in people to make good decisions. This could decrease profits by a wide margin and they’d keep using it. Tbh some would keep with the decision even if it throws them into the red.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Personally I am stoked to see multiple multi-billion dollar business enterprises absolutely crater themselves into the dirt by jumping on the AI train. Walmart can no longer track their finances properly or in/out budget vs expenditures? I sleep. They were getting too big and stupid anyway.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You have more faith in people than I do.

I have managers that get angry if you tell them about problems with their ideas. So we have to implement their ideas despite the fact that they will cause the company to lose money in the long run.

Management isn't run by bean counters (if it was it wouldn't be so bad), management is run by egos in suits. If they've stated their reputation on AI, they will dismiss any and all information that says that their idea is stupid

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[–] Natanael 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The problem is how long it takes to correct against stupid managers. Most companies aren't fully rational, it's just when you look at long term averages that the various stupidities usually cancel out (unless they bankrupt the company)

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Simple, 3+2 = 5. Add 1, which came before the 3 and 2, and you get 1 then 5, 15. It's new new math, or as I will henceforth call it, mAIth.

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New-hoo-hoo math

It's so simple, so very simple

That only an AI can do it

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[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

not shown: row 5 - "January 25th"

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Simple:

Whenever you see a bad, incorrect answer, always give the AI a shit ton of praise. If it. Gives a correct answer, chastise it to death.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Great. Now we're going to need therapists for AIs.

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 27 points 1 month ago

Relax bro its just vibe working it doesnt have to be correct

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

We should crowdsource the answer. Submit this as a CAPTCHA to 1000 computer-users and return the golden mean as a consensus response.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've had some fun trying to open old spreadsheet files. It's not been that painful. (Mostly because people I had to help never discovered macros. In optimal case they didn't even know about functions.) After all, you don't have weird external data sources. The spreadsheet is a frozen pile of data with strict rules.

I would love to be a fly in the wall when in 10 years someone needs to open an Excel file with Copilot stuff and needs fully reproducible results.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait, You're telling me it redoes all of the prompts every time you open the document. That's such a bad way of doing it this borderline criminal.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At the very least, why doesn't copilot just replace that prompt with the appropriate sum(A1:A3) command?

[–] Natanael 17 points 1 month ago

Then Microsoft can't motivate you to keep paying for the subscription

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] korda@aussie.zone 20 points 1 month ago

Like that LinkedIn lunatic, E = mc^2 + AI

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like it's just producing random numbers. If you remove 'the' and only say 'sum numbers above', it'll result in 10. You can also do the same with no numbers anywhere in the sheet and the result will still be 15 and 10.

You can even tell it to 'sum the numbers from A1, A2, A3' and it'll yet again produce 15. As per the documentation, you should give it specific cells as context, e.g., 'COPILOT("sum the numbers", A1:A3)'. I can confirm this works, though I'm not sure why as the prompt sent to the model should be the exact same.

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[–] elgordino@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago

One of the principal justifications for George Osborne’s 2010 austerity plans turned out to be erroneous thanks to an Excel error.

That was without any help from AI, things could be about to get much worse.

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Dynamic typing issue?

1 + 2 = 12

12 + 3 = 15

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 13 points 1 month ago

This will. Do not mess with Excel.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Need more context. If this is an engineering calculation then it's wrong...but if it's just an upper level manager doing numeric gibberish, then it's probably no worse than their made-up input data anyway.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Didn't an excel error cause Greece to adopt austerity measures in response to their debt crisis?

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

i thought the EU practically forced them to adopt austerity?

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[–] albbi@piefed.ca 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A5: =COPILOT("THANKS!")

Nuclear power: intensifies.

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[–] Sceptique@leminal.space 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm so happy to know world will crumble by LLM corpo bullshit rather than climate change. It looks MUCH more fun.

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago

Make sure to thumbs up, like and subscribe!

[–] zjhitni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Has anyone actually tried to see if it's true? I don't have access to excel and copilot so I can't check.

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