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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 years ago
  • it’s so shaped
  • one of the most animals

If I had to pick a name for this kind of slang/phrasing, I think it would be something like “superlative trunc”, as in a truncated superlative (biggest, smallest, oldest, richest, tastiest, etc).

I have a friend who suddenly realized they had a habit of blowing on very cold bites of food (like ice cream) as though it was something too hot to eat. They rationalized this as needing to do it for any food that was “too temperature.”

[–] amelia@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm not a native speaker and have a few questions about the first point:

  • What is "internet language" about the phrase "that's certainly a thing"? Isn't that just a normal sentence?
  • What the hell do the other two phrases mean?
[–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's no mechanical/grammar reason but the first one is used sarcastically. When someone thinks something is a big deal/great/awesome and you say back "well that's certainly a thing" it's implying that the only thing you agree on is that that thing exists, not that it's great.

The other two are nonsense and some people just find that funny.

[–] amelia@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you for the explanation!

[–] MMbhJkpW3a3i@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

"That's certainly a thing" refers to phrases such as "You definitely said words." It expresses that one wants to acknowledge that something happened which demands commentary, but the commentary is self-evident, and thus sarcastically skipped.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've read it like five times and I still don't understand the first one. What are they saying/asking

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That they like semi broken sentences. Ones that make sense, or are super vague, but are incorrectly structured.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They have replacement words in there.

That's certainly a thing

I.e. "That's certainly a car" or "That's certainly a shirt"

That's so shaped

I.e. "That's so squared" or "That's so rounded" (I'm not certain of this one"

One of the best animals

I.e. "He's one of the best doggos"

That's my best guess but not sure

[–] Setarkus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Unless they literally meant "that is so shaped", I could also imagine replacing the "so", like, " is friend shaped"

Though thinking about it, I haven't seen anything other than "friend shaped" so that's probably not it.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

oooh. ooh. im the no punctuation thing. or at least no capitals anyway.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

At Least You're Not One Of Those People That Capitalize Every First Letter Of Every Word, As If Everything They Said Was A Title. Some How Your Way Is Easier To Read Than This.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

Plus, It's Exhausting To Type Like This. It's Literally Killing Me.

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

Number 3 but as a complete sentence. Like; "What."

Sometimes the question is a statement on its own.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Italic is emphasis, either neutral or annoyed depending on context. Bold emphasis imo is much angrier. The difference between "Maybe you overlooked what I was saying," and "Maybe you didn't quite hear me."

In my experience it is righteous fury emphasis, which is why I see it almost never. Nobody gets angry enough to bring out the bold, they just block first.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bold also necessary when you really really really want to make a point. I often do this in work emails where if a step is skipped it's going to massively break something.

Do X
Then do Y
Do NOT click save
Click Apply
Only NOW click Save
I swear to God Susan if you mess this up again.

Thanks,
IT support

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

!!! + ! ! !