this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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Risa

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

That's it. That's the one. Hooooo boy.

[–] teft@startrek.website 51 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

What about some Klingon foreplay?

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Quark can tell you all about that

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 years ago

That's some vanilla shit.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm here to read, not to breed

He has an elegant confidence

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Interesting kink

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles... minus the erotic part.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.

[–] jackoneill@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Holy crap I read that in his voice

[–] Wrongleverkrunk@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago

8 Oo-mox from Moogie

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Six is the obvious answer but I need to know how good at trombone Odo is before I give a concrete answer.

[–] AGD4@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

RIP to your back.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ah yes, getting boozy and oozy.

[–] the_sisko@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

It's not even close!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
  1. Hands down.

"Let's go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet."

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh, date night with Tom. 100%. The dude is charming, sweet, kind, and has really good taste in movies and music. He's funny as hell and has a great smile. Also he's banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Also he's banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.

I think that implies something about Tom enjoying being subjugated/in pain, but I'm not one to judge.

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

7 All of the above

[–] Pancito@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

This is quality content.

The Risa episode with Worf was awful. It made him look like an asshole. The part that explained it was because of the trauma he suffered was so poorly executed it was kinda just brushed off. Also the very idea of trying to enforce morality on a planet dedicated to hedonism is extremely stupid.

The only redeeming part of the entire thing is when Leeta reveals she broke up with Julian because she was into Rom.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

“…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“

“That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What about licking the head spooooooon clean

[–] MechKit@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

I could always use a good massage.