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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Anyone remember when Americans were up in arms because Clinton wanted his face on the 20?

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 153 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 140 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The good news is this is illegal.

The bad news is Republicans probably don't care.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 135 points 1 week ago (12 children)

31 U.S. Code 5112 says “No coin issued may bear the image of a living former or current President,”

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 51 points 1 week ago

Yeah they won't care, they'll do it anyway, and then go after critics for being "unamerican" and "anti capitalist" per NSPM-7.

[–] Melkath@fedia.io 27 points 1 week ago

I was about to say, I was pretty sure that was a law, instituted to stop... oh, what was it again? Oh ya. FASCISM.

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Amendment incoming!

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Heard of congressional approval?

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 114 points 1 week ago (13 children)

This is illegal unless he dies

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh! Then I support this coin!

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

So is him running for a third term, but his office is filled with “Trump 2028” hats.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Since when during this admin was legality considered?

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only after he's been dead for 2 years or more can his visage be printed on a U.S. coin.

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[–] graycube@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

They may be expecting that.

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[–] hcf@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is just bait for people to point out that it's illegal to commemorate a living president.

At which point they'll feign "oopsies" and—surprising absolutely nobody—proceed to roll out a Charlie Kirk coin.

[–] echo@lemmy.tf 6 points 1 week ago

There's already shitloads of ads out there for privately minted Kuck rounds

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

If such a coin exists ever exists, I hope all of them end up with deep scratches across the face.

Also, “Fight fight fight” sounds more like the Itchy and Scratchy theme song than some democratic saying.

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Drill a hole through his head.

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

How about we reopen the government and release the Epstein files first?

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NO living person should be commemorated on a coin, regardless of political ideology.

Hopefully, this abomination will go over about as well as the Sacajawea dollar coin.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Great idea .... no better way to celebrate how stupid this country has become than by sharing another dumb image of this idiot.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"

Sounds like inciting violence to me.

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Given that it doesn't meet the legal requirements for currency but they would be passing it off as real money, it sounds more like counterfeiting to me. One more charge to add to the list.

[–] NaibofTabr 7 points 1 week ago

not a cult!

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

[...] it was long-standing tradition to only feature portraits of deceased individuals on currency and coin.

That tradition became law with an 1866 Act of Congress

Does the treasury department know something that we don't about events that may or may not happen before the anniversary?

[–] klu9@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So... how easy would these be to load in a shotgun?

Asking for a friend. Who appreciates irony.

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I know one way this wouldn't be a thing...

[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

What is the most orange alloy? Copper gold? They should make it out of that.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I will literally throw any coins with that dipsticks face on it in the trash...

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