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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Deceptichum@quokk.au to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is the living food storage part from like those honey or sap ants, where they have guys with those giant sacs of honey or sap to feed to whoever wants it?

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well that's pretty cool if that's it, my brain went straight to cannibalism

[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's called "social stomach".

[–] shroomato@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

i chewed this for the village who wants some

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm living food storage to myself.

[–] fascicle@leminal.space 6 points 2 months ago

You feed yourself off your large sac?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a trait from Rimworld

[–] stray@pawb.social 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a little too good at acting as living food storage.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

I think living food storage might be a requirement for multicellular life on earth. Who is acting? What am I James Lipton?

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's sinister that all of life's necessities are locked behind paywalls.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago

Monstrous is what it is.

The very concept of earning one's living, as if we didn't deserve to be alive without sacrificing said life for the privilege.

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

There is one kind of prison where the man is behind bars, and everything that he desires is outside; and there is another kind where the things are behind the bars, and the man is outside.

Upton Sinclair

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I thought that said "anti biologist" at first

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We're called chemists, and it's more of a friendly rivalry

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Which makes biochemistry what you get when you combine something with its anti particle, organized chaos.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

AKA "intelligent design"

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Very interesting! Thank you for sharing

[–] Quexotic 7 points 2 months ago

"it helps you deal with emergencies"

Exactly why we are kept busy.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

me, a big fat guy

I'm like an ant storing all this food. 😃

[–] prex@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago

How to Serve ~~Man~~ Ants

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't it be "lie around"?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

But what about adipose tissue?

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it's something that's super useful about humans.

They're very durable, and can follow instructions effectively.

They make excellent slaves, compared to other forms of life.

For me, that's the resource aliens would invade us for.

It's us.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

So you're saying we have an evolutionary example of "eat the rich"? I say we get started - the ants gave us a blueprint.

[–] bluebadoo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The title is a gem. Decard Cain, you beautiful bastard.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If we are supposed to lie around then why is it bad for our health

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Because we're also meant to move around.

We're not meant to do either all the time.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago

Not moving at all: Muscle atrophy.

Moving too much: RSI.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

It seems relaxing punctuated by sprinting is good for you