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All Cops Are Bastards

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[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 118 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 65 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My thoughts exactly. It made me happy until I thought about the consequences for the dog.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

The dogs deadass need higher rank. Clearly this dog can read a situation better than the current leadership

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought they just shot citizens' dogs.

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If cop 1 punched cop 2 because cop 2 was abusing someone, what do you think would happen to cop 1?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Depends who cop 2 was abusing. Someone politically connected? Cop 1 gets promoted. Average Statesian? Cop 1 loses his job and pension.

[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The dog should get an officer's usual punishment, and relocate to a new area to work in.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago

Did they give him the Christopher Dorner treatment?

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Found David Cameron's lemmy account.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 6 months ago
[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is the one biting another cop?

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The dog is considered a cop. So in this case, the dog is the good cop.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago

Only when punishing a suspect who tried to fight the dog. When the handler kills it by leaving it in the hot car, its just a dog.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 25 points 6 months ago
[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All Cops Are Bastards, except Dog Cops.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 months ago

Most dog cops are too. It isn't their fault, but they're almost universally bad cops, more so than even human cops. Their only job, for the most part, is to make up evidence for bad cops to use to justify arrest/searches/seizures.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

His fault for tasting like bacon.