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All Cops Are Bastards

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As an anarchist, I think I won't mind being ruled by a heirarchy of dogs...

[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 118 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My thoughts exactly. It made me happy until I thought about the consequences for the dog.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

The dogs deadass need higher rank. Clearly this dog can read a situation better than the current leadership

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought they just shot citizens' dogs.

[–] dmention7@midwest.social 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If cop 1 punched cop 2 because cop 2 was abusing someone, what do you think would happen to cop 1?

Depends who cop 2 was abusing. Someone politically connected? Cop 1 gets promoted. Average Statesian? Cop 1 loses his job and pension.

[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The dog should get an officer's usual punishment, and relocate to a new area to work in.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Did they give him the Christopher Dorner treatment?

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Found David Cameron's lemmy account.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago
[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is the one biting another cop?

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The dog is considered a cop. So in this case, the dog is the good cop.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

Only when punishing a suspect who tried to fight the dog. When the handler kills it by leaving it in the hot car, its just a dog.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago
[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All Cops Are Bastards, except Dog Cops.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago

Most dog cops are too. It isn't their fault, but they're almost universally bad cops, more so than even human cops. Their only job, for the most part, is to make up evidence for bad cops to use to justify arrest/searches/seizures.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

His fault for tasting like bacon.