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[–] shifty@leminal.space 242 points 1 week ago (8 children)
  • Wasps not bees.
  • The wasps probably won't be able to emerge if the concrete dust sets.
  • Imagine being entombed by your parents. Born in an inescapable coffin.
[–] blubfisch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago

You speculated correctly. The brood cannot escape. I even found a scientific paper about it: it: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/328054285_A_Fatal_Nest_Construction_Man-mixed_Cement_Used_by_Mud-daubing_Wasps

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 130 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Born in an inescapable coffin.

Ah, so real life then.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, it certainly bears semblance to my first 9 months in solitary confinement, before the hag dragged me out from her wretched womb. Curse you vile woman!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

BigDanishGuy, I said no toys at the table.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

This isn't a toy, it's a revolution! proudly waves the vibrator

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, never heard them called mud bees. Only ever heard them as dirt / mud daubers, and they're very obviously wasps.

They don't hurt as much as you'd think, but you'll still feel it for a day or two

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My grandma used to tell me they don't sting so I wouldn't freak out when one was near me. Little kid me was a gullible fool.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

They can sting, but they (anecdotally) sting less readily than some other species of wasps. I've been around them all my life and never have been stung. But, I've never intentionally messed with them. On the other hand, I've been stung by a couple other species that were far less patient with my presence in their general area.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

mud daubers usually are as far from aggressive as yellow jackets are assholes.

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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Full of spiders.

I hate cleaning these up because they're fucking spider piñatas. Yeah the spiders are dead by then, but just, fucking eww.

So there are 2 on my porch that desperately need to be cleaned up, anyone?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You still kinda have to smash them with a mallet.

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[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does it come with a cask of good wine?

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 60 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just wait until they build one on the back of a snail.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 week ago

For the people less chronically online than apparently @Triumph@fedia.io and myself. https://lemmy.ca/post/52674587

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a fun idea for a game. You're growing a bee colony that has evolved a symbiotic relationship with a species of snail. They feed and defend the snail, while they build the nest on the back.

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should check out the game Wandering Village. Its not bees and snails, but you do build a village on a giant beast that you can feed.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

For a second i thought you mistitled Reus but fair enough its a different game and this concept a new genre.

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That snail that will kill you on touch just got an upgrade.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That reminds me there's a game called Shadows of Doubt! You are a detective in a dystopian cyber noir world where corporations run everything.

Anyway they just added a mode to have the damned snail always after you while you're trying to take on jobs and solve crimes

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

I love this game. I highly recommend it.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 51 points 1 week ago

That's so cool. A few more hives and you can do dangerous bouldering

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's cool. Mud daubers are extremely chill and will only sting you as an absolutely last resort. They also are great at keeping the spider population down. Which I'm a little torn on because I love spiders since they eat mosquitoes, and mosquitoes can fuck off and die afaic.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait until you find thier storage area. It will be a rock that you overturn, or maybe a space between two boards filled with paralyzed spiders and other insects ... Google it if you dare.

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I will search that! Sounds cool. Why are there no giant mud dauber horror movies I wonder?

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Poor bees. That's got to be hurting them, right? Isn't concrete caustic?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine if it hurt, they would pick some other material.

They mix it with some material they produce, so it won't behave like pure cement. Also, after you mix it, concrete isn't caustic.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 5 points 1 week ago

Good point.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 7 points 1 week ago

Very, cement has a pH of around 11

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How long do we have till they discover reinforced concrete.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

7years. Nuclear weapons by 11years.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That’s a bit slow for a Factorio run, but impressive nonetheless.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Especially since they started with drones unlocked!

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Hey, I love getting sidetracked!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Bee AI powered drones in 14 years

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 20 points 1 week ago

The bees that live there:

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Typical mud wasps, a decade late to the crocs craze.

[–] BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online 8 points 1 week ago

Those are wasps, buddy, and it's going to get worse.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

if you get too close, they will poke you with tiny bee spears too

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

that's some hardcore Resident Evil shit.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

That’s awesome

[–] vodam@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

another bee W

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