we sent you a low level petty thief from rio de janeiro and the guy is swiftly centralizing power and is 5 steps away from becoming president-admiral of the america. between george santos and the brazilian serial killer who climbed out of prison i gotta say, the us is a goofy ass place.

[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

How long until Juan Guado ends up secretary of state?

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

The politician the U.S. deserves.

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I pledge allegiance to the grind

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Of the United Hustlers of Amerikkka

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Unironically the clown prince of crime

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

baller status

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Dudes rock

[–] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

King.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

We need to spread fake news that Santos is being detained and investigated by the DoD after money from his accounts were found in Hamas front organizations

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

The Most American Senator rat-salute-2

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He's so c*nty, I love him

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

He’s definitely going to get away with a lot.