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master vs main (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Default, primary, contemporary, trunk, toot toot here comes the deploy train

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

head is the default branch on remotes. Why not local too?

[–] crt0o@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

git push origin main doesn't have the same ring to it as git push origin master

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

You forgot the - f

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Meanwhile you can still cherry-pick the tip, and go right to the head, and fork away.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And... blame somebody else?

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

git pull origin SHAFT

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

abraham lincoln was the horniest bastard around i guess.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

A better alternative: Primus, Cresco, Artem, Missio

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

Main makes me think about "draining the main vein" which still makes me kinda horny.

[–] Marzanna@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 1 month ago

Satan My Master!