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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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To clarify, I don't mean an employee sleeping with their literal direct boss. Here is what I mean: if a 23-year-old police officer is in a romantic or sexual relationship with a 57-year-old police captain, sergeant or lieutenant, then that 23-year-old police officer should be promoted to detective or something or at least have some authority in their unit. Now that's just an example; this goes for any job: firefighter, doctor, military – anything really. If you are old enough to consent to be in a relationship with someone who is a higher rank, then I think that should qualify you to at least move up to some degree.

I'm not saying give that 23-24-year-old the biggest position in the job, but move them up a rank or two.

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

TIL that authority is an STD.

That is a very interesting way to describe nepotism.

[–] Flying_Parpaing@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago

Why ? Why should we promote people in the hierarchy based on whose they are fucking with ?

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 18 hours ago

If I were you I would start investigating why I view sex as transactional

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Sounds like someone regrets sleeping with a higher up and wants compensation.

Or, I got it backwards and you're wishing there's a way to pay someone back for some amazing blowjobs.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 6 points 16 hours ago

Or he asked a subordinate to fuck, and she answered, "What's in it for me?", and he wishes he had a good answer.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

"Ethics? What are those?"

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

You should concentrate on the shower part, the other part isn't your strong suit.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago

What a bizarre take

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

What happens when the relationship breaks down? Does the person get demoted back to their original position?

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

They have to wrestle for the job. Winner keeps it, loser walks.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

internal fraternizing (sleeping with employees) is a common ground rule at work to be fired. Getting away with breaking this rule, puts persons in a position to break more\other work rules. This state exists in places with bad managers or bad employees.

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world -2 points 17 hours ago

Imagine the white house full of women cuz the president couldn't keep it in, or vice versa.

Not a statement of our current political situation or anything, I honestly don't give two sh#ts about it cuz it's the same as having a gun to your head and forced to either eat dog sh#t or bull sh#t. I hate politics cuz most people in power suck, and everyone who follows turns into their mouth pieces... I should just live in the woods at this point.