this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2025
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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Do I have to ask them? Can I just wait to see if they bring it up? Or at least text them?

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 16 points 12 hours ago

Worked for years until I developed this pesky side effect called alcoholism.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

50% of the time it works everytime

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

Most of the time it always works.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 12 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It's really a shame that alcohol is the best social anxiety medication out there.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago

(shudder) Yeah. Until it isn’t.

[–] salacious_coaster 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

In moderation, it really does work great. When I was working on coming out of my shell, I typically limited myself to three metered drinks the whole night.

[–] python@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Metered? As in, a meter of beer? I can get behind that.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 hours ago

Warning: side effects include: a condition known as moneyspend, injury to yourself, strangers, and/or loved ones, urinating in alleys, acute cocaine intoxication, "wherethefucka i", "what the fuck happened last night itis", post sexual coitus encephalitis, limp dick, dry vagina, a nagging desire for lager bombs, poor Mexican accents, acute vitamin c poisoning, dehydration, a condition known as dirt knees. If you experience nausea, committing, or good judgment please consult a doctor immediately and consume more tequila. It's important that you do not operate heavy machinery while taking tequila unless it is a forklift or skid steer.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 12 hours ago

Hey, it worked for this nerd!

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 12 hours ago

I endorse this message