Old People Facebook

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The sublemmy for "Old People Facebook" is a curated space showcasing the charming, confusing, and often hilarious social media endeavors of the older generation. From accidental memes and cryptic status updates to endearing attempts at using modern technology, this sublemmy celebrates the unique ways seniors engage with the digital world.

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They think 💩 is chocolate (reddthat.com)

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[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

I thought 💩 is the Bible emoji?

[–] MeshPotato@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've had the "fortune" of reading quite a few pieces in religion class.

I don't remember any brown substances in that violent fairytale book that many claim to follow, yet few read and even less understand.

It does have a lot of "colourful" sections especially in season 1. I'm not surprised if there are passages about 💩.

If there are any pointers I'd happily use them in discussions with evangelists.

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Imagine 2000 years of scribes and scholars trying to make "dude, he went in when he was shitting, stabbed the dude so far into his fat arse that his fat folds hid the hilt. The dude even shat himself in the end!" sound good

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Isn’t there something about bears laying great turds in the woods in there somewhere?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I don't remember anything like that, but there's a section talking about how some men have loins like donkeys. Lucky sons of removed.