Barney Fife and the Keystone cops everyone.
It would be funny if it weren't for the very real stakes involved.
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Hahaha fucking losers
Why the fuck is that loser wearing a fucking stetson? Hell, why are they wearing camo? Fucking weirdo tacticool losers.
Hell, why are they wearing camo?
To blend stealthily with the urban jungle, obviously.
Careful, that’s Doug Dimmadome
Doug Dimmadome, the owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
Yeah WTF is that all about?
He is pretending to be ISE Calvert scout or ISE Ranger?
Military cosplay.
Doesn't look like a Stetson, looks like a bucket hat.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucket_hat
Military version is a boonie hat:
Oh, THAT guy, I thought it was the dude on the left...
The ICE team secretly wishes they were a Bananaball team?
So by not continuing to chase him, they just openly admitted that even they believe the people they're going after aren't actually a problem to society, they just don't like them.
For what? There's no way they could have positively identified him that quickly, so where's the probable cause?
Oh, right...
Apparently, when he went back to pickup his phone, he said "Fuck Trump" to them. That and not being caucasian would be enough for them.
Balls of steel on that guy.
lol they can run about 10 steps before slowing down
They're not sending us their best
Fuck ICE
Shit hole country.
American here.....HEY!!!
.....alright, fair enough. You're right.
That's THE shithole country, to you! /s
Gestapo is too slow
Suck it, Nazi pigs
The best version of this video has yakety sax as the soundtrack.
https://infosec.pub/pictrs/image/815811e7-fc16-4d54-9a13-1a5bc8098392.mp4
Just sad that it lost so many frames and gained so much compression to add a low bitrate audio track
I gotchu
Thanks internet person, that’s the smoothness I like
I get that. It’s less “flip book”.
Behold, everyone: the party of free speech
To be fair, they aren't chasing him for something he said. They're chasing him because.....uhhhh......brown skin. Which is actually worse.
According to reporting, he said "fuck trump" and "I'm not a citizen"; poking at them for a while before one of these bozos told him he dropped his phone, waited for him to try to pick it up, resulting in what we see here.
and that's why step-through bicycles are great
Imagine placing an order on UberEats, and being like "Where the hell is my chicken bacon ranch club sandwich??? I ordered it an hour ago!!!" Then you look outside, and see these losers just standing around. Then you get a refund notice on your app, and a message that says "Hey, sorry. I tried delivering your order, but I almost got deported. Sorry about that."
Because I assume this delivery driver is actually a really cool dude, and would be apologetic. Even though it's not HIS fault the order didn't get delivered, and even though he totally made the right call to get the fuck out of there, he probably takes pride in his work, and feels bad that this lady didn't get her lunch. Sucks for her, but it's not worth dealing with ICE over. Fuck all that noise. Fuck all this noise. Fuck this administration. Fuck everything about modern day. FUCK! This comment started off trying to lighten the mood with an absurdist observational humor, and ended with me just getting pissed off. Because how could you NOT get pissed off when THIS is our current reality??? How are we NOT rioting city to city? If ever there was a time to fight back with our lives, it's when fascism stands above us. My grandfather was a great man. You know why? Because he killed nazis. When I was a kid, and realized what world he grew up in, and what world I would have grew up in had it not been for his entire generation, I thanked him. At 7 years old, I thanked my elderly grandfather for setting the world straight that we don't tolerate nazis.
Now you can take away the label of nazi if you want to be pedantic, but facts are facts. We're dealing with the same people with a different flag.
Why are we allowing modern day nazis to rule our world?
If you don't mind me adding on.....
Why are these fucking loser ass mouthbreathing sacks of nazi shit somehow in charge of anything?
Meal Team 6 couldn't keep up!
All this is missing is the Benny Hill Chase theme!
Difficult to run with all that tactical gear, eh?
What did he pick off the ground?
His phone