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[–] zout@fedia.io 10 points 15 hours ago

They ate the forbidden fruit from the tree of knowledge. So I'd say they were the original teenagers who knew everything about everything.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Just don't feed it apples or I'll roast you over hot coals for eternity.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

"Adam, why do our kids have nubbish scars on their bosoms, when we do not?"

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

"Honey this one's got a dent in the belly. Did you drop him?"