Fuck yeah new Vegas and it's socialist extremism themes! Gambling and guns!
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(it's an explicitly anarchist work, the Followers and potentially a Yes Man playthrough are the only "good" options)
i mean the NCR isn't terrible, just implied to result in things petering out into mediocrity in the long run
They didn’t even call out any actually controversial games. Ultrakill is hardly even “ultraviolent” once you play something like Cyberpunk and do a brute character.
that's the part of this that strikes you as odd?
No, I just find it funny that they chose the absolute softest blow choices of games. They could have chosen way more “woke” games than these.
Ultrakill is a low-key trans genre favorite, at least on reddit. I don't think it's obvious enough for most conservatives to notice but in some online places they are absolutely gaga for that shit. I think that's why they went with it. There is an actual list of "woke games" floating around and it is full of some very bonkers takes
As soon as I hear someone using the word "degenerate", I know the guy if full of shit.
Specifically it means they're either a fascist or being sarcastic.
ave, true to caesar
I doubt they have the mod capacity to keep every article free from people memeing on their shitty wiki. So this was probably just written by a troll.
written by a troll and kept because no one could tell the difference
Conservapedia for all the Free Thinkers™©® that need to check the conservative repository of what they're supposed to think...
Liar you All!! I'll be able to double jump one day! i just need to train harder.
I smell a shitpost
conservopedia is satire. it's all like this, I highly recommend
I think you'll find they're well past the "pretending to be idiots" phase if they were ever actually in it, because it certainly didn't start as irony.
I can't imagine "Phillys Schaflys son" ever doing satire on his mom's ideology, sure. but seriously just read this.
https://www.conservapedia.com/Best_arguments_against_homosexuality
this is basically in crayon. you can't make something this funny by accident