Why is he spending so much time with white pedophiles?
this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2025
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He's a reverend. That's where pedophiles convene.
He's even Reverend Ray Cistman! (Say it out loud if you didn't catch the joke)
I didn't catch that til you pointed it out.
Lol that took me longer than I'm willing to admit...
Because there are so many of them?
Confession?
I have never knowingly met a pedophile. How did he know these people were pedophiles?
He's a reverend, there are loads in the church and many are known and protected.
Balls deep in kids
I don’t get the purpose of these race baiting posts.
I mean given his screen name is Ray Cistman, I think it's just a shitposting account
Oh I missed that. :(
Racebait and shit posts are not mutually exclusive.
Because outrage is the best way to get engagement. Engagement sells more ads. More ads means more money.
We have optimized our society very poorly
It’s idiocracy!
You think this is race baiting?
Fragile much?
His handle is Rev. Ray Cistman...
I think you might need to walk this back a bit.
You're telling the wrong person... I'm not the one triggered by a joke that's barely Boondocks level edge.
Bold assumption. Unless he’s never been to a convention of Reverends, priests and pastors.
I know of a orange one.
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