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[–] portuga@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I’d spend 30 min back arguing on the correct pronouncing of qualiacontiks

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago
[–] QuizzaciousOtter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I would probably fall in love if I got to hear a 30 minute, passionate info dump on a date.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 1 hour ago

Definitely. I'd totally fall in love. With coelacanths

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 35 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

honestly, neurodiverse people shouldn't date neurotypicals.

neurotypicals are too weird.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Excuse me, neurotypicals aren't weird enough. Normal is boring.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's true. They think we're boring, we think they're boring. I remember dating a definitely NT person and was baffled that they never wanted to do deep dives on any topics with me.

Who wouldn't want to spend all weekend with their partner learning about the history of weaving and how various textile related machinery works, then cap it off by marathon playing Loom in robes?! Weirdos.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

my NT ex said that me talking about my interest is abuse, yet she has no trouble abusing me till suicide.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Idk if I'm ND or not because I can't just info dump for 30 min. I'm just a boring guy that has a lot of interests but not enough knowledge in one specific subject about anything, I need some back and forth to keep conversation alive.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

This is why I can't date people who talk too much. They go on a 20 minute monologue and after I try several times to add input, and then they keep going, I get frustrated that I couldn't say anything, and now the topic is changing so I'll come off looking like I wasn't listening to the whole thing so now I'm falling behind on what they're talking, I catch up and find something relevant to say if they ever stop talking, but they don't, so I lose interest and start thinking about something else. But after my train of thought hits a few stops and they're still fucking talking and then I'm internally screaming at them to SHUT THE FUCK UP! And I Invision either my sudden brutal death or theirs.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If I may be blunt, I don't think that's because your ex is NT. It sounds like your ex is just an abusive asshole. I'm sorry you had to deal with their abuse.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

honestly, I'm sorry for traumadumping, took some gummies and I'm not really me.

from now on I'll aim to date neurodiverse people instead, we are more fun anyways.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

aim to date neurodiverse people instead, we are more fun anyways.

I can offer little better advice. Similarly, find someone whose baggage complements yours, so you can have a matching set.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 hours ago

No apology necessary, I didn't even think of it as trauma dumping. Sometimes things just come up and I think that's okay.

Enjoy your gummies!

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If that was me, i'd text her right after the date asking to subscribe to fish facts.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

Him* 🖖🏼

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Their lose. Nothing sexier than someone being passionate about their interests. I’ll listen to someone tell me about their collection of severed heads if they’ve got passion for it

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"aren't you going to open your present?"

"If it's a severed head I'm going to be seriously upset."

[–] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, if it's a sufficiently cool severed head....

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

That was a Wayne's world reference.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Same, passion is sexy

[–] mosspiglet@discuss.online 3 points 11 hours ago

I fell in love just reading that. Tell me more about the coelacanth!

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 34 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Next time tip the scales in your favor with a more positive approach. Little less coelaCAN'Th, little more coelacCANth.

[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And absolutely no coelacanþ.

[–] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

þis is þorn erasure!!!1! 😤

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 74 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Too specific. Needed at least a quick refresher on all ocean life first. Gotta let them get warmed up before you hit them with the good stuff.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 50 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

It's like this idiot had never heard of foreplay

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Pardon, but did you just refer to our @Stamets@lemmy.world as an idiot?

...

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yes. Yes and report me, this would be the funniest ban I've ever gotten.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 30 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Yeah you gotta leave them wanting more. If you give up the coelacanth on the first date, he doesn't have a reason to come back for a second date.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago

If this happened to me I'd probably propose right there on the spot.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

mary me mommy

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 42 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Me: Rambling about some esoteric topic that has no practical application to any part of my life.

My Wife: Listening intently even though she has no clue what I'm talking about.

I usually realize how long I've been going on when she starts smiling because she "thinks it's cute."

I don't often feel like I've won the jackpot, but I sure did with this lady.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 23 points 18 hours ago

I also choose this guy's alive wife.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 16 points 17 hours ago

A keeper for sure. Just be sure to respond in kind.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 52 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Once you hit'em with the "coelacanth is closer related to us than gold fish" gambit, which leads to the "what is fish" manoeuvre, and finish them with a "whales are fish and birds are reptiles" pincer attack, they're as good as gone.

Wait.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

There's no such thing as a fish.

[–] Needles@piefed.au 1 points 2 hours ago

Harkin, is that you?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 5 hours ago

Don't be absurd, you silly fish.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago

I would love to meet someone who had so much enthusiasm for a topic that they want to teach me about it. I may not always understand, but I would listen to her all night long.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 31 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

So she's knowledgeable and passionate about something and can hold a conversation instead of making the other person do all the work?

And he ghosted her???

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] scbasteve@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago

She. Her name is Casey Zinkiezich. Shes the OP, she goes by She/Her as indicated by her social media.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago
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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (6 children)
[–] stray@pawb.social 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Based on the replies you've gotten so far I suspect this may be a joke I'm not getting, but I'm choosing to react as if it's a genuine question anyway.

A coelacanth is a super old fish that everyone thought was extinct, and then one day we just happened to find them alive! They're a "living fossil" animal in that they haven't changed much in a very long time and give us a window into the past. Here's a picture I stole:

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Too many fins. Don't like it because it didn't evolve into something on land. Selfish jerks.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 16 hours ago

Understandable, I only know what they are from Animal Crossing.

It's a fish you can only catch while it's raining.

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