No Stupid Questions

Niggard/niggardly sounds like a really, really, awful choice for a word to describe someone cheap like Scrooge. It's not a slur it just sounds way too much like one. The use of the word is controversial despite the only connection the two words share is how they sound.

I wouldn't use the word around people though. Explaining how a word that sounds racist isn't racist makes you appear to be more racist. It isn't a slur but gets treated as if it was one.

✓ quite offensive

✓ not a slur

X you probably still shouldn't use it

Pig's sluice

Piss slit

Cooze

Clanker. It’s a slur, but who cares. AI don’t have feelings.

If you're in America: "cunt." Alternatively: "Karen."

Moist, as in "moist oily ointment."

Fucktard

I called one of my co-workers a cunt for bullying a different co-worker. Calling him a cunt got me in more trouble than his bullying.

So that, but I never apologized despite the pressure. Woo, union? lol.

As an Australian, I would like to introduce you to a word more offensive than “fuck” while just as versatile, and that is “Cunt”.

I have a good one. Once a small machine shop in my hometown had their adjustable sign say "gravely bad-boy scag" which sounds like the best insult ever, but apparently all 3 are brands of lawnmowers that they sold.

Me and my sister still call each other scag to this day lol

Thundercunt, works every time

Dickhole, Jackbag, Slamhog

If you ever to go Hong Kong or Guangzhou, you need to know this volcabulary:

仆街
廢柴
變態
冚家鏟
黐線

The translated version doesn't even come close to the actual emotion toll of hearing these words used by your parents or brother against you.

Not a word, but my favorite recent addition was when someone told me her husband, rather than flip people off in road rage situations, just looks at them and gives them a thumbs down gesture, and it makes them so much more mad. I’ve been doing it whenever I see Cybertrucks.

I cannot think of anything outside of the not so humble Australian cunt for single words. That or LLMbecile ( one I heard here ).

Though, when talking to others, a classic "Mr. Rodgers would be disappointed in you." is always an option.

Few of my personal favorites: "I'm disappointed in you" "You don't have to be your parents you know" "Is this what you do with your free time?"

Presidential.

In a professional setting: disappointment is the strongest word I've ever said to someone

Outside that? I don't know if there is a good cutoff between slur/not slur... The one I vividly remember was old Chinese social media users (before the blockage) calling some people "Wumao" (translates to 50 cents). This is implying that the person is being a troll, and they did it because they were so pathetic that they accepted a 50-cent commission from the government to say good/bad things on the internet. Probably still the worst insult I could imagine till this day; modern equivalent might be calling someone "nice job ChatGPT" or a "Russian bot"

You battery operated trilobite would not recognise an offensive sentence if I typed it at you!

I like calling people inanimate objects. Being angrily called a "fucking waffle" or a "God damned acorn" hits different than the normal curses and slurs

A lot of Americans who say "fuck" will still lose their goddamn minds if you say "cunt".

Depends what you want. Gobshite. Cunt. Cretin. Wretch. Popinjay. Ne'er-do-well. Buffoon. Malcontent. Simpleton. Embarrassment.

Muppet, munter, twat. Just start using UK insults

I recently stumbled upon "dense block of hamstink".

Goat licker is a good one, for example "You canoe humping goat licker!"

If you’ve never called someone a “donut” before, you’ve never lived.

When in doubt about swearing look to the british. Cunt and bugger.

For best results, it depends on the context.

For example, when I'm dealing with people who cannot (or refuse) to do the simplest of tasks, I've found myself muttering "ugh, just read the instructions I wrote you troglodyte".