Moist, as in "moist oily ointment."
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If you're in America: "cunt." Alternatively: "Karen."
Clanker. It’s a slur, but who cares. AI don’t have feelings.
I called one of my co-workers a cunt for bullying a different co-worker. Calling him a cunt got me in more trouble than his bullying.
So that, but I never apologized despite the pressure. Woo, union? lol.
Fucktard
ending a word with "-tard" references the "r-slur" against disabled people. Regardless of if you still approve of its use (I don't) it therefore misses the question asked.
classic
Thundercunt, works every time
Dickhole, Jackbag, Slamhog
As an Australian, I would like to introduce you to a word more offensive than “fuck” while just as versatile, and that is “Cunt”.
Big fan of the word. I use it frequently. I also eat Vegemite and say she'll be right. Big fan of y'all.
Cunt is one of the most Australian words I know. I sadly left OZ more than a decade ago,but I still get a bit of a melancholic feeling whenever I hear it.
The fact that you can also say cunt in an positive sense is fucking funny.
Sick cunt! And Oi cunt is always a bit of a hit and miss for someone who is not an native Australian slang speaker.
(Oi cunt once got me thrown out of an irish pub somewhere in County Cork - when used to greet my Australian mate
Bogan is also a word that needs much more recognition worldwide. Same as Drongo and Fair dinkum. And so many others.
I have a good one. Once a small machine shop in my hometown had their adjustable sign say "gravely bad-boy scag" which sounds like the best insult ever, but apparently all 3 are brands of lawnmowers that they sold.
Me and my sister still call each other scag to this day lol
I cannot think of anything outside of the not so humble Australian cunt for single words. That or LLMbecile ( one I heard here ).
Though, when talking to others, a classic "Mr. Rodgers would be disappointed in you." is always an option.
Few of my personal favorites: "I'm disappointed in you" "You don't have to be your parents you know" "Is this what you do with your free time?"
Not a word, but my favorite recent addition was when someone told me her husband, rather than flip people off in road rage situations, just looks at them and gives them a thumbs down gesture, and it makes them so much more mad. I’ve been doing it whenever I see Cybertrucks.
Presidential.
In a professional setting: disappointment is the strongest word I've ever said to someone
Outside that? I don't know if there is a good cutoff between slur/not slur... The one I vividly remember was old Chinese social media users (before the blockage) calling some people "Wumao" (translates to 50 cents). This is implying that the person is being a troll, and they did it because they were so pathetic that they accepted a 50-cent commission from the government to say good/bad things on the internet. Probably still the worst insult I could imagine till this day; modern equivalent might be calling someone "nice job ChatGPT" or a "Russian bot"
You battery operated trilobite would not recognise an offensive sentence if I typed it at you!
I want a pet trilobite
Depends what you want. Gobshite. Cunt. Cretin. Wretch. Popinjay. Ne'er-do-well. Buffoon. Malcontent. Simpleton. Embarrassment.
I recently stumbled upon "dense block of hamstink".
Goat licker is a good one, for example "You canoe humping goat licker!"
If you’ve never called someone a “donut” before, you’ve never lived.
Meh, Gordon Ramsey vibes.
I like calling people inanimate objects. Being angrily called a "fucking waffle" or a "God damned acorn" hits different than the normal curses and slurs
"Listen up, lollipops!"
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Muppet, munter, twat. Just start using UK insults
A lot of Americans who say "fuck" will still lose their goddamn minds if you say "cunt".
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When in doubt about swearing look to the british. Cunt and bugger.
the British are SO GOOD at insults, if their accent wasn't so damn hilarious roadrage would be terrifying
Since when is cunt not a swearword you fucking donut
um. he did not ask for something that was not a swear. He finds fuck and shit to be to boring to use. He wants a non slur. Granted you can reach and say cunt being female anatomy is a femal slur but given I hear it more used for men. eh. also maybe you can related bugger to gay but its a stretch to.
Ah my bad, I thought slur and swear are synonymous for some reason, I stand corrected.
Though I would argue both dick and cunt are kinda slurs as they imply negative things about a specific gendered thing, at least that's how I feel about them.
Weirdly I don't feel the same way about the word for bunch of sticks and the one that rhymes with regarded
Because for me they have a specific meaning that is completely irrelevant to what they mean originally.
the one that rhymes with regarded
That one was so common in normal 2000's conversation I am still trying to break the habit of saying it. If anyone has replacements, I'm open to suggestions.
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For best results, it depends on the context.
For example, when I'm dealing with people who cannot (or refuse) to do the simplest of tasks, I've found myself muttering "ugh, just read the instructions I wrote you troglodyte".
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