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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

.. and this is why we use YYYY-MM-DD as the date format.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

twenty twenty five, august, five

two thousand and twenty five, february first

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What does this have to do with AI or with bubblesort?

This looks like just a list sorted alphabetically. Which unfortunately doesn't work for the use case. But has been a problem in computing for like literally 70 years.

[–] a4ng3l@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

But your explanation is sooooo much less trendy… we’re back to reddit karma bullshit :-(

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I don't think we ever left. Or that Reddit invented the circlejerk, for that matter.

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 94 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don’t see any AI, just a list that got sorted alphabetically when it shouldn’t have been.

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The list would be extra fun in a foreign language but keeping the English order.

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not exactly this, but I hate it when devices translate all the languages in the language selection screen to the chosen language. So I have to guess what "English" is in Chinese. As if it wasn't difficult enough to navigate to said menu

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You've reminded me of my favourite one of those that's probably mostly experienced by British people

On a country or language list I'm either looking for, "United Kingdom" "Great Britain", "Britain"/"British", "England"/” English"

Now that's kinda fair enough, it's usually UK, so I go to the bottom and start my hunt there.

The big problem comes when the list is ordered by whatever value they're using to represent the choice, not the text itself, so you get stuff like "United Kingdom" where "Great Britain" should be.

This is not uncommon

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago

As a German, you often don't find Deutschland in a list behind Danmark, but between other countries starting with G.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I often wonder how many man hours have been wasted searching for the country. Especially when it's not strictly necessary.

Its a minimum wage job in the UK im applying for. Lets assume its a safe bet and put UK at the top of the list.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And forgetting that there are countries whos first floor is the ground floor.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

AI might actually do better if used to sort here since it MIGHT give you the proper order

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

AI

This kinda shit is as old as computers.

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz -3 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago

Errors such as this have been occurring by human hands for decades, while adversarial networks and language models capable of making the same error have only been available for a few years. As such, attributing all such errors to AI is foolish, as humans have already proven capable of making the same types of mistakes.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

No, it isn't. The neutral network was invented in 1943. The first digital computer (what we would think of as a computer) was invented in 1938. The Turing Machine concept was created in 1936.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Actually trainable neural networks were way later than that, even.

Then again, AI = neural network is very recent definition, like just a few years, which is probably what OP meant.

[–] kickeriekuh@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In German, numbers are spoken from left to right, as in English, but ones and tens are always swapped. So 23 becomes three, twenty, and 135 becomes one hundred, five, and thirty:

  • Achter Stock (8)
  • Achtzehnter Stock (18)
  • Achtundzwanzigster Stock (28)
  • Dreizehnter Stock (13)
  • Dreiundzwanzigster Stock (23)
  • Dritter Stock (3)
  • Einundzwanzigster Stock (21)
  • Elfter Stock (11)
  • Erdgeschoss (0)
  • Erster Stock (1)
  • ...

Oh, and the first floor is called the ground floor and is not counted.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The UK also has the off-by-one floor numbering.

Also a nursery rhyme with the line "four and twenty blackbirds"!

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That is only one and ten blackbirds.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

There are probably some that you can't see.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 11 points 1 day ago

AI moaners and mislabeling something they don’t understand as AI, what a classic combination.

[–] falseWhite@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Vibe coding? Well, there's your problem.

[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 2, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 3, 30...

[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Huh. 101.

Maybe the comparable.is_greater_than(int) function needs some work. Or someone compared strings. :)

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago

Or someone compared strings.

Yes, that's my joke. Using digits in a string list isn't enough, you have to be smart with your sorting and sort the numbers before you make the string list for your drop down.

"...y'know what? Let's just say I'm homeless!"