Easy peasy! Millipede!
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I’ll go with borse
jigglypuff from above?
banana
PIKACHU!!!
Horse
pig
Look at my ⬛
my ⬛ is amazing
Well that song is in my head now...
You're welcome.
Hornse
You mean a horsquare?
Nerrrrrg
Hedging my bets: crab
carcinization is a thing, smart guess
Brown zebra.
A muddy Zebra ?
That‘s a boxspring
It’s Pikachu!
.. ummm ... ?? .... does this animal fly?
It can, but only downwards.
I'm sure it can fly upwards briefly too if a trebuchet is involved.
I get that catapults are inferior to trebuchets and all, but I still think any decent catapult could also hurl this animal quite far.
Sure, but why settle for mediocrity?
Because that's what got me to where I am today.
Equus ferus caballus
oh it's just my ████
Kangaroo obviously.
Seahorse 🍤
✅ The Unicode standard does include a seahorse emoji:
🦐 (shrimp)
🦑 (squid)
🦞 (lobster)
🐠 (tropical fish)
🦈 (shark)
🐟 (fish)
But the actual seahorse is:
🦭 → nope, that’s seal
🦭 ≠ seahorse
The correct seahorse emoji is:
🦭 Seahorse — no, wrong again.
The real one is:
👉 🦭 does not exist as seahorse.
👉 The true seahorse is: U+1F9A9 🦑? Wait — no.
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No I can't see a horse here, that's why we're guessing.
If you cover your eyes, the horse won't be able to see you either.
1967 Chevy El Camino?
spider pig
☑️ small neck
☑️ brown fur
no doubt about it… this is a Eurasian Giraffe!
It's a flea ... I see it right there on that horse.
IT'S PIKACHU!!!!!
...
FUUUUUUU
Please cease and desist from referencing Nintendo's copyrights without their express written permission.
Dumbass. It's obviously a Jigglypuff, seen from above!
steve
The concept of time?
Capibara.
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