22.4% of all humans suffer from Dennis... talk to your doctor today.
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2025
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Those goddam moon vapors!
Gotta wear a mask. Easy provided you aint a lil biiiiiiiitch. Or a fascist.
The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed 'em into a gel.
And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill.
Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Let's all stay positive and do some science.
For real though, i had no idea how allergic i was to gunshot wounds. Rash for weeks.