THE BUMPS MADE HER VAGINA DO AN ORGASM
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2025
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Oh... I see.
The maker of this meme might not have had first hand experience of riding cobbled streets whilst owning a vajayjay.
Not a vajayjay owner but I imagine the speeds would have to be pretty high to smooth the bumps into a nice vibration. Ought to be fun cycling 100 km/h on cobbles, because even when I was younger and more fit I topped out at 50-60 km/h on asphalt.
Also tram tracks and bike wheels are a bad combination.
See also: "Where's the soap?"
"It does, doesnt it?"
I don't get it
There is a homophone in english: where's and wears. The joke is that you say it aloud and the emphasis on the sentence becomes a statement.
Where is the soap
Vs
It is wearing the soap down.
And all it sounds like is "weh-ers tha soap".
Its a similar joke.This one's usually 2 nuns are riding bikes...
The where's (wears) the soap joke is 2 nuns are in the bath. One asks the other where's the soap...
I don't think you explained it.
'Wears' the soap? Where is the double meaning? Are you translating it from another language?
I had to find the answer from this online. The first sentence is being interpreted by the second nun as: the soap wears away, doesn't it? Because the second nun has been using it to masturbate.
Spare a horse, ride a bike on cobblestones.