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[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

We should reimplement it in Rust

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

This is pretty much nonsense lol

[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 2 points 11 hours ago

It makes sense once you accrue 1000 hours on /g/ (10 years ago, it's a much dumber place now)

[–] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Where's the drunken conglomeration that is Scala?

Btw. It's my favorite language

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago

People with the skill level necessary to create such memes don't know what Scala is

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Putting Apple under disruption not tradition lol

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Author is either a troll or drank the apple marketing koolaid.

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 172 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Javascript being disruptive technology is.. A take for sure.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 152 points 2 days ago (2 children)

When your self driving car is written in react you'll understand.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

8 frameworks and waiting for fingerprinting scripte to load just for the website to run at 1 frame every minute

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago

Uh, Linus Torvalds is a hypedev?

Btw, is this meme old?

[–] garlicandonions@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is this shit? I don't recognize half of this garbage. How is terminal + text editor not an option?

[–] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's just the Emacs logo in the top-left. At least I assume Emacs has a terminal since there's that old "Vim proverb" about Emacs being a "great OS, it just lacks a good editor."

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[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 98 points 2 days ago (4 children)

How the fuck is C++ more traditional than C?

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To me it looks like to position within each of quadrant want taken into account.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 32 points 2 days ago

It really seems like the creator didn't bother with spacing at all. Something that did consider spacing within quadrants wouldn't have its items this closely packed together.

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[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago

This is a very confusing image

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Ok, now ... where does TempleOS and HolyC belong on this chart?

[–] jwt@programming.dev 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)

*Sigh*. Fine, let's introduce a z-axis specifically for Terry A. Davis.

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[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Cowards are too afraid to place vi anywhere on these axes...

[–] 3x3@lemy.lol 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It’s open source and traditional..

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[–] danhab99@programming.dev 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I started using git to track my dotfiles maybe one-ish years after I first fully adopted Linux as my daily driver.. I think it's been a little over 5 years and before I converted to nix that git history told a story of immense frustration of never being able to get my desktop and laptop to be identical. For some reason some projects only ran on one of the 2 machines. There was a period in my life when I didn't use my desktop for 2 months because it just didn't work well enough, OCD is really fucking painful. Nix saved my relationship with both of my computers, and my desk, and my spine. I haven't used my laptop and maybe a month and I may have changed my workstation a couple hundred times in this period, I will with absolute confidence say that the next time I decide to use my laptop I can just run git pull and nixos rebuild and my laptop will be just the same as my desktop (minus obligatory build fixes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

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[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Looking at how much of a reach some of the disruptive + proprietary stuff is... Yeah, there isn't a lot of recent innovative proprietary stuff, is there?

Although I would put Chrome under "disruptive". It absolutely was when it released decades ago, and even now it's still changing the browser landscape.

[–] shirro@aussie.zone 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Chrome was disruptive.

Part of the reason for its disruption is that Chromium is open source (BSD licence), built on Webkit that was open source, which was built on khtml from the KDE project which was open source. That is how we got to Microsoft Edge also running on Chromium.

If it wasn't for the monoculture aspect and the actions of some of the companies using it, khtml->Chromium would be a great open source success story.

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Love that the Guix logo is included!

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

C++ is more traditional than C? 🤔

[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

I think they just put them in quadrants with no attention to placement.

[–] banshee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I think there's a healthy amount of bs in there (Chrome, C# as traditional?), but some of it checks out. I like a mix of old and new but try to stay away from proprietary. Current favorites are probably Emacs, NixOS, and Rust.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I use C#, GitHub and arch...

(I am replacing GitHub once my homelab server is set up though)

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Nah, vibe coders are definitionally reliant on highy disruptive, literally economy destabilizing 'AIs', that are made by the most gigantic of megacorps and foundations.

That would make them so far into soydev they are off the chart to the bottom right, and it would also mean you'd be grilling Impossible Burgers.

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

what are the concentric circles above Linus?

[–] fjellet@feddit.nl 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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