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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

How big is Penis Man?

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Ohhhhhhhh…

Do you know the Penis man,

the Penis man, the Penis man?

Do you know the Penis man,

who drew on Drury Lane?

[–] blave@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He looks so incredibly pleased with himself

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 days ago

he looks like he has a mandalorian brother, whose hobby is to collect orphans

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

I'm not the man they think I am at home

Oh, no, no, no

I'm a Penis man

Penis man!

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ballengee isn’t the first person linked to the “Penis Man” graffiti in Tempe. In 2020, Dustin Shomer faced 33 charges, including criminal damage, aggravated criminal damage, and trespassing, after spray-painting the same phrase on buildings throughout the city.

Tempe police arrest man suspected of 'penis man' graffiti

Heroes

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Shomer, who called the incident a “cop overreach,” later claimed he wasn’t the only one responsible, telling reporters at the time, “I'm not the original. There’s a whole Penis Man army out there.”

The penis thickens

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Penis Man isnt a hero. Hes an idea of the greater good that lives in the hearts and minds of people everywhere

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Penis for Vendetta.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

We are all Penis Man

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

cock is a good slant replacement for plot

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

"...SWAT officers raided his condo and vehicle in west Phoenix."

Any excuse to play with the toys huh...

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

The pictured guy isn’t Penis Man. He was just expressing his support for what Penis Man represents: standing firm and proud in the face of insurmountable odds, juggling all the balls that life throws at you, and giving full-throated support to those around you.

Real life Joker.

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

that smile… that damn smile…

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

The hero we need, not the hero we deserve

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Was he active in Hamburg around 2021 bychance?

SOKO Wand und Farbe

Pimmelgate

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Thought that was David spade for a second there

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Inb4 "wait where do I get the free penises?"

[–] iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

But how much IS this free penis man??

[–] notsure@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

...this is a hero/ine...no shaming...