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Permanent rock in your shoe

You sit in a circle with other people and everyone has to stand up and introduce themselves in turn

Its always just a little to cold to wear a tea shirt and a little to hot to wear a jumper.

Every day your coffee table has moved an inch to one random side.

Step in a puddle of water every morning and have to wear the wet socks all day.

Every time you try to walk past someone moving the opposite direction, they happen to be on your side of the walkway, and when you go to change sides they'll get the same idea at the same time so that you're still on a collision course until you awkwardly shuffle past one another

There's only be left shoes. Right foot perpetually slightly uncomfortable.

struck in traffic forever

Your neighbor would always be playing your favorite songs and artists, but just loud enough that you can't hear the high- or mid-tones

It's either slightly hotter or colder than you'd prefer.

Your vegetables are always a little too ripe, or your burger bun is always a little soggy

Regularly feel an earbud yanked out of your ear. No matter what you do. Even if you aren't wearing earbuds.

You would constantly trip / stub your toe on foam not wood

Toast always lands butter-side-down.