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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 50 points 1 month ago

This is victim blaming

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, it was cooked. It wasn’t ready, it was too hot. They went for a walk to give it time to cool down.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wasn't mama bear's porridge too cold? Did she make two batches? This is why they sleep in separate beds.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m not sure but even so, we only know that it was too hot or too cold for Goldilocks. We don’t know how the bears preferred their own porridge.

Is this considered canon within the fanbase?

[–] thenumbernine 9 points 1 month ago

Obviously they eat differently sized portions and since Papa Bear probably has the largest portion his will keep the heat the longest.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

She's a slow pour. Pours 3 in a row and last is still hot while first has cooled down a bit.

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Entrapment!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Papa Bear: “The trap is set, let’s see if anyone takes the bait.”

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 9 points 1 month ago

Bear grandma hit her alarm button. Bear rule is to leave everything and rush out to check.