Take longer steps my friend, Less is more and you look like you're someone of importance.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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I had no idea that people put this amount of thought into walking.
Just yell "Holy shit, what the hell is this?" and quickly pass while they turn around. Works at least 85% of the time.
Just stop for 30 seconds (hoping that you're not in a hurry).
Sometimes I give zero fucks and kick it into turbo mode.
Both of those options are still better than walking slightly slower.