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[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can a woman confirm he's more attractive this way?

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[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought this bald fuck was broke and mostly gone

[–] lmagitem@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

That's why he pulls out this stunt.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tbf it was a popular style at the invention of the gas mask (because any more could fuck up the seal and leak through), with WWIII possibly around the corner, the Charlie might make a comeback.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Meh, I don't think a mustache is going to help with a drone swarm...

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Truth in advertising!

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Sporting the Roman Mustache i see.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I mean a comedian already did pretty much the best set about it you're ever going to get as an entire special

[–] pheonixdown@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

That is one suspicious Tiny Little Mustache.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Hope he carries the cosplay to completion by putting a hole in his temple

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I couldn’t read the article on mobile because it keeps jumping around as ads load and change

Thanks raw story for making so much money off a Hitler stunt. Surely the there’s no lib hypocrisy in that

Sorry about that. I use uBlock Origin, so I don't always notice these things.

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Remember when he cried on camera? Loved that.

Dumbest timeline

[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Kinda sucks how this how this crazy MFer is still getting ink...

[–] Kben@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Another lord haw haw who should meet the same fate.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

And so a lot of people are sick of it, but they're not very sophisticated and have not actually studied that Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual."

Really? I had no idea!

Alex Jones obviously bad mental health issues but lately he really went off the deep end. I'd almost feel sorry for the dude, almost...

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