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Alex Jones sports Hitler mustache in shocking broadcast: 'It had a wild effect on women'
(www.rawstory.com)
He'd do the haircut too if he could grow any on top.
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2025
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He seems desperate for attention now that all of right wing media is following the same playbook
But DEMOCRATS are Nazis!
There is a point where ignoring trolls no longer works. You have to deal with their bullshit.
Alex Jones used to be such a troll. He isn't anymore. If he didn't do this, people would continue to forget he exists.
Those are the guys we keep being told not to call Nazis because it's "too polarizing".
Uncontrolled heaving? Retching? Reverse peristalsis? Hives? Eczema? Purulent sores? Spontaneous human combustion? Missing time due to effects of alien abductions?
What wild effect?
Who wore it better?
I imagine it has the same effect as when animals use wild colours to deter predators. Except it's the reverse and instead an easy sign he's a predator.
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He looks like he was taking a shit in the dark and got an itch on his upper lip mid-wipe.
"Look at me! Look at me! LOVE ME!!!"
he can't stand that media cameras are pointed at someone else right now. imagine giving yourself the stupidest mustache for attention and having to tell people it makes them mad.
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So the tan suit wass also intentional? Right? Like he's trying to look like Hitler.
Can a woman confirm he's more attractive this way?
He's twice as attractive as before.
And simultaneously half as attractive.
Tap for spoiler
0*2=0
0/2=0
Tbf it was a popular style at the invention of the gas mask (because any more could fuck up the seal and leak through), with WWIII possibly around the corner, the Charlie might make a comeback.
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