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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He'd do the haircut too if he could grow any on top.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He'd probably goose step straight into Poland if he had the stamina

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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus christ! WTF is going on?

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

He seems desperate for attention now that all of right wing media is following the same playbook

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I've had enough dumb for the week.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

There is a point where ignoring trolls no longer works. You have to deal with their bullshit.

Alex Jones used to be such a troll. He isn't anymore. If he didn't do this, people would continue to forget he exists.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

But DEMOCRATS are Nazis!

[–] darvocet 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Check out the knowledge fight podcast if you haven't already.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Those are the guys we keep being told not to call Nazis because it's "too polarizing".

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Uncontrolled heaving? Retching? Reverse peristalsis? Hives? Eczema? Purulent sores? Spontaneous human combustion? Missing time due to effects of alien abductions?

What wild effect?

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I imagine it has the same effect as when animals use wild colours to deter predators. Except it's the reverse and instead an easy sign he's a predator.

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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Who wore it better?

Michael Jordan's Little Mustache

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

He looks like he was taking a shit in the dark and got an itch on his upper lip mid-wipe.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago

So the tan suit wass also intentional? Right? Like he's trying to look like Hitler.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Look at me! Look at me! LOVE ME!!!"

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

he can't stand that media cameras are pointed at someone else right now. imagine giving yourself the stupidest mustache for attention and having to tell people it makes them mad.

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[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can a woman confirm he's more attractive this way?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's twice as attractive as before.

[–] Bunbury@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago

And simultaneously half as attractive.

Tap for spoiler0*2=0 0/2=0

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