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[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 14 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

Did I read that right?

“Her eldest child came out as trans then non-binary”, so does she hate her own child?

She became vocal AFTER her own child came out? What a monster!

[–] incompetent@programming.dev 3 points 22 minutes ago

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I agree.

I thought trans people usually wore clothes.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago

Group showering is an institutional practice, providing for the health of the worker, with little consideration to his/her own desires or comfort. Jails/mines/factories have historically required showering to make sure they could keep working.

Schools are modeled after these institutions. The powerful people of this country see people as economic assets, and nothing else.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

What even is her point? Is she afraid of AMAB people seeing girls undress because they might be attracted to them? Because, if so, I have news for her about lesbians.

The only way to fix that is to give everyone privacy. Which you probably should be doing anyways.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 1 hour ago

SHE is the bad news for lesbians.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 20 points 2 hours ago

I'm not normally one to body shame, but her internal ugliness is showing

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 41 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

She does have a point that it's weird we make teens change clothes, get naked, and shower as a group.

Like, it would be less weird if they did it as children. But waiting until some kids start going thru puberty and then making everyone strip together while an inevitably creepy gym teacher watches with too much interest....

The whole thing is fucking weird.

Like, why can't shower stalls include a changing stall?

Everyone's happy, and nobody's looking or being looked at

Seems like a ridiculously easy problem to solve.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Y'all's showers had stalls?

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 13 points 2 hours ago

You know, some cultures are not ok with nudity like they. In those places, you give children the respect and privacy they deserve.

[–] tal@olio.cafe 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.


Mark Twain

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

? . . . okay, so had she continued she'd have been naked (presumably) and . . . ? what.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

Several people would have vomited.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Jesus Christ! It's ~~Jason~~ Beth Bourne!