Uhm.
I might be missing something, but when I say it out loud I only get 6. I'm not sure which word I'm not stressing either.
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Try saying it louder.
Is that because you were English?
Omg I'm stealing this
As you should, just as I stole it from another user, who also likely stole it from another, who surely stole it from the user before them.
You carry the torch now, and on it shall go for generations, slowly becoming more and more artifacted from re-uploads to the point of being nigh unreadable!
Love the cropping on the B
It's actually 3etter do you have a fucking problem reading?
heat, I like it
7 if you only stress one word, but if you stress two words it gets even better.
I never said he licked my asshole
Stress all the words!
Used to think Chinese must be impossible to learn as so much depends on context and very slight "stresses" (forget the word). Now I'm thinking that applies to about any language.
Tones is the word, and while Chinese tones are hard they're just part of the pronunciation of a word rather than anything context dependent. The English equivalent would be the stressed syllable in a word, and yes every language has something like this.
It does, it just depends on how it's coded. Like, take word order. If you have a case system with nominative, accusative, etc. your word order can be pretty free, you can move objects to the front of the sentence like 'food-ACC eat I-NOM'.
Remove the case system and it's simpler to encode the words, but word order becomes much more fixed.
All languages are equally complex, in theory at least, but where the complexity lies is different.
I'm thinking 8 as you could stress the ass or the hole
Don't stress the asshole.
You can stress mine, bigboy.
(You'll need to take me out for dinner afterwards. Nothing fancy, some fish and chips will do.)
Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Speak for yourself, if I'm ever in a situation where I'm begging my asshole for forgiveness I need you to put me down
Don't tell me what to do.
9 because you could also stress the entirety of asshole
I’ve definitely said this sentence enough times to know that there are more than seven meanings, especially if you either shout this sentence or whisper it.
This is funny but it would be better if we weren’t all distracted by the absolute shit picture. I tend to just laugh then downvote this garbage effort whether intentional or not.